[dobladim]

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[baddroid]

[bakedlilbae]

fucking love her.

[sayidjarrahs]

kitty is too #real

[superphazed]

[escort4nasa-deactivated20140827]

[halpertjames-deactivated2016100]

[maruti-bitamin]

[pcgflowers]

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

[aguasdelchavo]

let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened

[naranjayazul-deactivated2018040]

[australian-government-deactivat]

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

[kittiezandtittiez]

[heart2big]

I loved this drink it was Basil Street Spritz with dry gin, black currant and hibiscus infused tea, topped off with champagne 🍾🍸🌸

[leoascendantgirl]

[saddestboytoholdamartini]

[c0leto]

tell me this man isnt an icon

[nicolejanelle]

[svinto]

@america​ explain

[hierarches]

Viner: So this is ‘Kansas,’ but this is not ‘Ar-Kansas.’ [yelling] America, explain!

@captioned-vines