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dokidoki-tae

Me before MM: lol

Me after MM: lolololololol

#mystic messenger #lol

alorryblue-deactivated20200115

Friend: “Hey, can I see your phone?” Me: “Sure, hold on a sec.”

#zen #mystic messenger

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The Kings of Synchronization.

#infinite #bless #them

ajohnnn

ruberman-rodriguez

THE BEST 23 SECONDS

Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.

mandaamsbt

oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog

meowmori

ooooooooowwahhoohwahoowahh—wwwwwwwwwwoOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAA

sadleonardo

DID SHE DIE

kumagawa

i was banned from taking baths when i was younger because i would use up all the bubble bath and when confronted in the tub i would retreat into the bubbles and tell them to schedule an audience if they wanted to meet the king of bubble kingdom

kumagawa

this was a personal story i shared in confidence all of you will be tried for death…i have no tolerance for treason in the bubble kingdom………

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shizukasmack

The most powerful Twitter account thus far.

mppmaraudergirl-deactivated2024

Everyone wants to talk about Lily being older than James and often reminding him of it, but come on, this is James Potter here. Don’t you think he turned it around on her, too?

Can you just imagine in sixth year when Lily and him are mates but he still has his stupendous crush on her, and he’s sitting around the common room within ear shot of her when Peter asks about the fifth year Hufflepuff who’d been trying to get his attention. And James says, loudly enough for Lily to hear, “She’s all right, Pete, but you know I have a thing for older women,” causing her to roll her eyes because he is utterly glaring at her and grinning that stupid grin when he says it.

And then when they finally are a couple, he reiterates that she’s older than him frequently:

When Peter has issues with the girl he’s talking to (“Sorry I’m not much help, mate. Don’t remember what it’s like not dating a sophisticated older woman.”)

When Sirius wants to go do something James tells him he has to go check with his old lady first (“What? Why are you glaring at me, Lily? You are older and you are my lady—oof! Hey you snapped my glasses again”)

James going to Lily asking for her advice because she is so much older and wiser (and did he mention older?) than him.

Right before they get married, he tells her he knows he definitely wants to grow old and grey with her, but has to remind her that she’s gonna get older and greyer first, and she throws her engagement ring at his forehead in annoyance.

Then it finally drives Lily to the point where she calculates their exact age difference (“I am 56 days 6 hours and 2 minutes older than you and if you ever call me your old lady again, I will hex your mouth closed permanently”).

#hp

untrusteveryone

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

aibaaina

oh-fuckberries

#the way he lifts a hand up to his head gets me so bad #it’s like he’s so happy he can’t believe it #because he thought he lost such an important part of tadashi #and then he got it back and he can’t believe it #he can’t bring his brother back from the dead but this is the next best thing #and the pure happiness on his face is overwhelming #g o o d b y e (x)

neitherheavenorhell

I knot the pearl into the corner of the parachute, bury it deep in the recesses of the bag, as if it’s Peeta’s life and no one can take it away as long as I guard it.

#thg #otp #stop