Goalies

These break-dancing, crab-walking, voltron-looking motherfuckers, amirite?                                                                                                                                                 I'm Kirby, 30, nb, they/them. Feel free to make requests for photo edits, but know that I don't make any guarantee that they'll happen.

[oh-fuckberries]

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Hey! You there! Do you like:

- hockey rpf? - making friends? - screaming about hot boys? - screaming about boys that aren’t that hot but now you think they are? (thanks hockey goggles) - fic recommendations? - talking about rare pairs? - converting people to rare pairs? - cheering for your team to win and sobbing about their losses?

Then boy, do i have the discord server for you!

✨ Hockey RPF is full of fun, friendly people, with a solid core of active users and a number of quiet lurkers - all kinds of users are welcome! fans of every team, all players, and any ship are welcome to join, and you’ll undoubtedly find a kindred spirit somewhere in the server!

✨ Our mod team is active and involved, always keeping an eye on things and redirecting conversations to the proper channels and keeping things in check on the rare occasion that tempers flare.

✨ We have dedicated channels, neatly filed into categories, for every team, popular ships (both in the wider fandom and for in-server tastes), game days, and a small number of other topics - see everyone’s pets! have a peek at what everyone’s having for lunch! discuss critical hockey topics!

Hop on in to my dms and ask for an invite, we’d love to have you!

[oh-fuckberries]

after seeing the burn scar of rocky's claw on grace's arm, i'm now thinking about rocky, when grace starts getting older and rocky realises that their final parting is going to come much, much sooner than he ever thought, getting grace's handprint carved into his carapace so he'll carry grace with him even after he's gone

[oh-fuckberries]

ilya isn't allowed in costco unsupervised, send tweet

[oh-fuckberries]

you know what? I think, in shane's funky little mind, it's only sex acts with extra equipment that are kinky.

spanking, choking, getting pissed on in the shower, letting ilya fuck him while he's asleep? these are all totally normal and basic sex acts.

handcuffs? that's Kinky. that's High Level Fetish Sex.

shane will take a whole fist up his ass without blinking, but bring up a collar or a gag and he's a blushing, protesting mess

(he'll still do it! but he has to put up a token protest first cause it's 'not normal' and he can't just let himself give in)

[blond-shell]

their stalls will need to be on opposite ends of the locker room in unrivaled

[graves-makar]

senators do one (1) thing competently challenge

[what2wha]

possessive Izuku save me…. this trope is destroying my life and I love it and I am dragging you all with me…

[antrea]

[25.01.14] unofficial morning skate

ej - just vibing, feat. likely joel farabee - photobombs flyers broadcasting director brian smith while he films the pregrame preview video (prev: pt4, whole series)

[donttesme]

at some point people get genuinely concerned by how much Shane seems to control Ilyas social calendar, because Ilya is constantly saying "sorry Shane said no" to plans and shane has to share ss of their chat history that clearly show Shane saying "yeah ofc baby enjoy yourself" and "Ilya why the fuck are you asking me" to clear his name

[antrea]

[25.01.13] morning skate

ej - freestyle swimmer - photobombs flyers broadcasting director brian smith while he films the pregrame preview video (pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, whole series)

[zipmode]

silly stupid joke four you 👍

[antrea]

[25.01.02] morning skate

ej - lifting 'weights' - photobombs flyers broadcasting director brian smith while he films the pregrame preview video (pt 1, pt 2)

[snap-crackle-cunt]

imagine being so homophobic you set up the two best hockey players in the league (who are also husbands™) to play on the same team. the m*tr*s should be scared for their fucking lives

[antrea]

[24.12.31] morning skate

ej - now with a wig - photobombs flyers broadcasting director brian smith while he films the pregrame preview video (pt 1)

[amarcia]

Bonding with the Living Force :)

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

[tysonhos]

he’s not mad he’s just disappointed (and might have instigated that a little)

[hudsonwasian]

this is so important to me