B L E H

Basically here for the LuLz

[ka1ash]

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Sour grapes

The rapture is the day when everyone opens their eyes and realizes we have always lived in paradise

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Impression of myself

WAH

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

I'm so used to being broke, so put me where I belong

The Grace - Never Ending White Lights

[honehhboii]

[tryinabeme]

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

[te-amo-corazon]

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

[randomnessoffiction]

[canaba]

Society towards bisexuals

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Dj Mario ft. Dj Travy with the new single "Jerking each other softly"

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Side lessons

Most important thing learned today - DO NOT CHUG TWO REDBULLS BEFORE ANY CLASS NO MATTER HOW TIRED YOU ARE! I was ready to run up and or through the wall

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

So you met someone you like. It's good to have friends. If you could be a really good friend (which I doubt because of the boyfriend complaining and calling her a chick) then maybe she would set you up with someone you're even more interested in

Never said I was going to act on anything, nor was I complaining. Simply pulling factual blurbs and thoughts into a possible Emmy award winning Netflix Original Series

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Why isn't my life a tv show

Met a chick at uni today with almost identical interests, everything was going well until she uttered the phrase "My boyfriend and I" Season 1 can the awkward freshman land his instant crush? Probably not till season 2 but well see

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Cotton mouf diary

I haven't sexted since 8th grade am I even good at this anymore?

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Cotton mouf diary

I really need some MDMA right now

[d-openess]

[cauecanem-deactivated20170607]

k days is almost as overrated as zac efron

[the-wize-old-kat-mage]

Edmonton filth capital

[budgetcrunch]

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay. 2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want. 3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other. 4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy. 5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

(via moonbrains)

[ghettogrungee]

Tove Lo - Stay High (ft. Hippie Sabotage)

[emildeville]