Goblins and Cryptids @the-woods-system - Tumblr Blog

dog i gotta move like yesterday

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

jeez. sorry you didn't like it.

were--ralph

everybody is a dom masc top until its time for scritchies then you're just a good boy

were--ralph

You're gonna smoke your cigars and call me "boy" in your big daddy harness with your big daddy voice but now that im in control your leg won't stop moving. whore.

animentality

draconym

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

anglaised

oh

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"