Y’ph’nglui Mglw’nafh

I can't die. Independent Mysterion askblog.

[nevertoreturn-deactivated202511]

@thestyleconspiracy belongs to me

Remember when I’d post daily reminders that Style is real and it will win

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

why the fuck dont you do that anymore. pathetic

[nevertoreturn-deactivated202511]

So whatever happened to the ending of twfc, Nate?

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go

[southparkdigital]

An all-new adventure.  An all-new game.  The epic RPG continues in “South Park: The Fractured But Whole”. 

Players will once again assume the role of the New Kid, and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous RPG adventure — now available for pre-order!

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

IVEE NENHEVEVRVEVR ER  SCREAMED SO MUCH OR SO LOUD IN MY LIFE

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

((MY BODY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE READY FOR ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE))

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

If I’m being honest with you, I 100% made this shit for myself but hey it’s on redbubble if you want one too

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

G'ukhyoi y'okhyoi fhokhu. Naglaaki go e'y'ookhu.

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

I love that “cthulu took kenny up on his offer and karen inherited his powers” au Have a page 1 of a messy sketch comic about this au

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

((Some content to tide u over till i do a real update))

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

DONG: HACKED

#IAmTheAlphaKenny

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

YOU NEVER L̖̫̲̬͓̩̺ͬ̔͌͂̽̓͝O̢̘̦̓ͭV̟̳̳͚̻̗̣͑̅̽ͥ̆̑̈́̂͟Ê̫̭̯͖̘̮̭̭̻ͮ̐͒̚D̛͍̱͙̞̠͐ͪͩ͌͝ US, Ｄͧ͋́̐͂ͭ̅̇̚҉̢̪̜̩̫̀́͠Ｉ̜̦͍̫̻̠͍̱̖̗͙̖̠̺͊̿͑̓̆̋ͪ͑̐̎̍ͯ̎̉̇ͨͤ̌͒́͢͠Ｄ̸̷̧̖̻̰̬̟̻̫̺͎̏̇̄̋̎ͩͧ̄ͨͣͮ͡͝ ̷͔̥̦̦̭ͮͤ̓̊̌ͤͨ͋̏ͩ̄͞Ｙ̛̎ͧ͒ͮ̏̒ͬ̆̋̃҉̛͈͕̭͕̹̲͕̭̱Ｏ̷̸̬̙̞̗̮͚̯̦̓̅̈́̉́͑̀̌̆Ｕ̧̩̪̠͎̭̦ͥ̿̍͂͐́̌̍ͧ̈́̾̇ͤ̈̆͠？̡͍̰̘̦̺͓͓̈́͆̐͂̄̉͋͐̈̏̅ͭ͗̎̎ͮ̒ͅ！̜̲͙͙͔̺̳̻̰̱̌̍̅ͫ̑̉̒̓̅ͫ̔͆̽ͯ͡

to be continued...

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

Coming soon.

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

((Hey guys, just a quick update. I'm working on an update for this blog right now.)) ((Two things. one:its a big one. Might break it up into two posts. Animation! Its gonna be cool.)) ((Two: it will be the last one. Prepare yourselves accordingly.))

[smolbehe]

BAD SASSY X COWBOY FANFICTION GO

Don’t judge me draikinator

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[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

This is all canon

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

COWBOY I SWEAR TO CTHULU I WILL RIP OFF YOUR DONG AND SHOVE IT UP SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU’LL BE FEELING IT FOR WEEKS

the-wrong-fucking-cowboy

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

there you go you fucker

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO NOTICE FUCKER

YOU THINK THIS IS IT YOU THINK THIS IS OVER

THIS IS WAR

JJST YOU WAIT UNTIL KAREN GOES TO BED AND THE COMPUTER IS MINE YOU'RE GOING DOWN FUCKER

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

I TOTALLY ship you with the-wrong-fucking-cowboy.

Why would you ship me with some jackass who never called me back? you cruel monster

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

I would have called you back if we weren't THE SAME FUCKING PERSON AND THUS HAD THE SAME FUCKING NUMBER ASSHOLE

TELL YOUR CLIENTS TO STOP CALLING ME AT 3AM

[ceporeles]

I still have no idea who will be the Alpha Kenny, but this is kinda actually cool <3

draikinator wendowl hehe

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

Why is it so hard for people to realize the alpha Kenny’s right here? You know, me?

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

Did you just tell me to eat a dick!? oh son it is on. i will come over there. i will eat your dick. then those 'dong' shirts will be hella ironic.

[ishroux]

This whole “alpha Kenny” thing is highly entertaining.

[askthesassyvigilante-deactivate]

Shit son, stop watching us and help me turn banana boy over here into calimari. I must destroy him for my own good

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

but look how canon i look!

[the-wrong-fucking-cowboy]

But I've always been poor. I won't miss any sleep over one more missed purchase.