Wyzer

Hello! My name is Wyzer and this is my blog! I am a multifandom artist and cc! You can find me on Instagram @/the__wyzer!

[the-wyzer]

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[the-wyzer]

I told my sister happy international women’s day and she responded with happy autism awareness month.

[unprescribedjourneys]

🎄Happy "On the sixteenth day I opened up the window, found a lump of coal and rammed it down my stupid, greedy throat" day to those who celebrate! 🎄

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[fitchersvogel]

There's an entire category of Catholic folk magic that involves threatening and abusing statues of the saints until they do what you want! A famous example is burying a statue of St Joseph upside down in your yard to sell your house; once it's sold, you dig up the statue and "reward" it. The folklorist Sabina Magliocco talks about how Italian folk magic, in particular, has a strong quid pro quo element: in Sardinia, for example, villagers would throw parades for saints and carry their statues around town to ward off drought, but if the saint failed to come through, they'd dunk it in the well headfirst, and keep doing it until the rains came. So if you buy this statue and Anthony doesn't do his job, you can always waterboard him!

[the-wyzer]

Guys my mom sold me to Alvin and the Chipmunks to pay for her drug addiction

[the-wyzer]

Guys my mom sold me to Alvin and the Chipmunks to pay for her drug addiction

[faglovesongs]

los campesinos is the perfect band because most of the songs are really beautiful and poetic and tackle really hard stuff but then light leave dark sees pt1 is literally just. i loveeee eating pussy. ❤️

[cardo-de-comer]

Imri / The Eighth One his Soul acts different

[lesbiansagainsttheatre]

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

[alation]

actually i think everyone should have access to library databases forever and ever amen

[louisegluckpdf]

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

[golswia]

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

[rasberiywnd]

my stupid ass late into tma fandom 🥲

its been 200 eps of heaven 🥺

anyways here is jonmartin 💚🩵

-> daisy🌼 (update!)

[linsticism]

Thank you for teaching us about the insides :) from mag 34 - anatomy class

[october-is-purple]

do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around  

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[michaeladavenport]

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

[the-wyzer]

COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

DM me here, on Instagram, or email me to order!

Feel free to ask any other questions not covered in this sheet!