Toto By Africa Will Be My Wedding Song

I watch embarrassing amounts of Master Chef Jr. And i still cant cook to save my life. Lets get that right. I love me some doggies and i try to help everyone as much as possible.

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2x23 | 5x15

[unclemurphy]

I don’t know about you, but I’m really feeling this team. 

[humorblr]

#lmao i hate to admit but i’m this petty

[stanningjay]

Everyone: the finale of b99 gave me a crush on Madeline Wuntch

Me: *eye roll* okay okay

Kyra Sedgwick: *gets a blowout and wears a suit to the police top brass ball*

Me:

[angeltaem]

contestant on a cooking show whose dish is fucked beyond the valley of fuckedsville: i’m just hoping the flavors come through

[jennameowww]

[rcnbweasley-deactivated20191028]

me, who is way too obsessed with reality cooking shows, burns my food: you know, i like what i did here. i took a risk and it paid off. This adds a whole new dimension of a deep, rich, and smoky taste you don't usually get from scrambled eggs.

[goingacoustic]

Like a proud father.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

[yimmypee]

[cerealmonster15]

IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters

[art--woonz]

[sp00kybois]

“I would rather go to hell than get an android.”

Me, watching on my android:

[nutmeg101]

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

[gaynfl-moved]

i am a tired lesbian

[gaynfl-moved]

who else here a tired lesbian?? sound off

[hangsters]

shhhh we sleepin

[gaynfl-moved]

sorry, sleep well lesbians

[aleriehightower]

[anxietyproblem]