ace's derp corner

socially awkward since 1992.

[willowrainstar]

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

wanted to recreate that ancient "put a / for the year you were born" poll, so. . .

vote for the year you were born!

1990 or before

1991

1992

1993

1994

1995

1996

1997

1998

1999

2000

After 2000

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

also please for the love of hell don't put your age in the tags, i want this to be as anonymous as humanly possible

also please please please reblog the original post, at least for comparison and context!

EDIT: hang on this is getting to radfem tumblr gimme a sec:

TERFS FUCK OFF

[mimiyori]

[misfithive]

When the p*rn bots keep following you

[hushimstressed]

Self care is headcanoning all my favourite characters as aro and or ace 🖤🤍💜 🖤🤍💚

[marmastry]

From a Clocktown guard

[39533953]

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

[bluelivesaintshit]

The point of a gift is to show that you know👏 a 👏person👏well👏!!!!

[elcor-thespian]

I have this love language and I have described it as being a magpie. I found this cool ceramic plate at goodwill I thought you would like. I heard you were looking for a new pen here try this one. Please accept my trinkets of devotion.

[kedreeva]

In this day and age, where so many of us are separated by so much distance, I think it’s important to say that one form of gift giving that is often overlooked and underrated is... links. When someone sees something online and thinks “oh!!” and sends it to you because it made them think of you... that’s included. That’s something people do to show they care.

[theacefangirl]

Also you don't even have to get me the thing

Just being like "I was at the store and saw this shirts with a wolf on it and thought of you" bonus points if they take a pic of the thing in question

[flower-zombie-rob]

Other people in the jse fandom worrying about what the narrative cannon of their favourite ego will be while i sleep soundly in the security of robbie the forever non-cannon zombie being my favourite

[zoranlive-deactivated20221114]

I’m going back to my roots by hyperfixating on Jacksepticeye and his egos again

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[iocity]

It’s time. We have risen.

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[dragongirltitties]

what a cute and lovely post i'm sure glad there aren't any completely deranged freaks in the notes trying to read into this like it's some sort of diabolical conspiracy

[deansurvived]

Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.

[theeggrick-deactivated20210827]

I AM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS

[silvermoonlight-gj-deactivated2]

You missed the best one! The Abydos Helicopter

[latinagabi]

This scares the shit out of me

[betaruga]

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind

[rcmclachlan]

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I’m here for this.

[gecsplaining]

@antipodean-beauty TIME TRAVEL IS REAL

[ufishal-deactivated20201213]

These could be people who just want to start fashion trends.

[zuckergussprinzessin]

Aromantic? A-okay!

the adorable aromantic aardvark is available on my Redbubble! show your pride and help me eat! everyone wins! :D

[highpitchedwhining]

How The Deaf And Queer Communities Are Tackling Oppression Together - The Establishment

Many sign language classes target the queer community. That's no coincidence.

I report upon the trend of queer- and trans-inclusive ASL classes in this piece. Really excited to be able to highlight these growing and important communities! 

[wanderingpuck]

THIS IS FANTASTIC EVERYONE GO READ

[samthekoalabear-deactivated2018]

What can I say? I love these two and the onsies :3 Oh, and Logan totally has a tooth gap ;)

Keep reading

[thatsthat24]

Adorable artwork!!! Glad you guys enjoy the onesies!

[olivz8-deactivated20180202]