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I drank the Pilk, I am not well!! (Icon by Rei_doodles on ToyHouse)

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[writing-prompt-s]

The hero is a strict pacifist and refuses to ever use violence to deal with villains. It keeps working, not because they are so great, but because the villains still remember the previous hero and are in agreement that they really want to keep the current one.

[glitchplex]

whats penguins name im sure hes name isnt penguin

Yeah it isn't. I mean that would be a weird first name lol, like meeting someone called "Human" lmao

Is it weird to say I don't know what his name is? I always knew from the start I'd just have him be referred to as Penguin since that's his canon name in fnac, and I didn't wanna feel like I was "forcing" a name on a character.

For other characters I have names to it felt different, like Vincent is a popular headcanon name for the puppeteer, and for Cassie's dad in the OG fic since we know almost nothing about him in canon, I was already filling in so many blanks giving him a name didn't feel as wrong, he was basically an OC

I'm not sure if Penguin has a popular fanon name BCS I couldn't really find any, and he has a very defined personality and appearance in canon too.

I think if I picked a weird name people didn't vibe with it'd really take them out of the story so I opted to explain his name as being a nickname due to the fact Penguins aren't common in Hurricane (Since it's a desert, and all) so Being a Penguin™️ is his most defining feature

I'd say you can imagine his name as anything you want it to be! It's not really something I thought about setting in stone

[anonwithanaccount]

nah his name is rodger augustus penguin the 11th

trust me, i exist

[theacidrop]

Low-key I've been thinking and Finn kinda works for him idk why. Although I definitely won't mention it in the fic at any point

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[glitchplex]

New Sweet Dreams Chapter yay! I will blow up

Check it out here!!

Chapter 6:Doom on the horizon - Following the incident with his father, Candy leaves Chester and Penguin in charge of the restaurant, due to a lack of better options.

Also here's the hoe Vinnie. Just thought I'd share the doodle I made of him

[catcrumb]

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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World Heritage Post

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

[writing-prompt-s]

So tell me, supposed time traveler, The young noble woman giggles mockingly, "what advice do you have for my life?" The time traveler responds with frustrated pity, "Just this- you might want to learn how to feed yourself and not rely on servants for survival."

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

i got in a car crash (very minor) on the way to school a week or so after posting my first fic and still made it to my orthodontist appointment on time

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

I treat the Ao3 author's curse like how they do in witchcraft I wish I was joking before writing a fic I try to ritualistically cleanse as much as I can now. because 3 times I wrote a fic and my grandmother had to go to hospital. I didn't cleanse once 2 weeks ago, and I lost 300 dollars. Also, that person who said the curse is affecting readers now... I think you're on to something.

[comehellorhighwatertheywillwrite]

Saw this on a toughluck fic I was reading.

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[satan-offical]

recently i've been sending one ask a day to puckicho about if he likes the current state of the trout population.

I really don't want Pukicho to be involved with this

[pukicho]

I see that ask and choose to ignore it every single day

[writing-prompt-s]

You can cure people by removing their illness and turning it into slime, which must be kept sealed in jars. The slime still carries the sickness, and if anyone else touches it, they can catch the illness themselves.