The Agender Agenda HQ

Yo it's Mars what up? 21, non-binary, they/them pronouns. This is just where I reblog stuff and share my thoughts. I have another blog on which I post Professor Layton stuff, so please check out Unlicensed Detectives and How to Stalk Them (@bakers-on-the-case)

[bepuzzlement]

If the placebo effect means my symptoms can improve just from believing that I’m receiving treatment then logically I can get rid of my symptoms entirely just by believing there’s nothing wrong with me. In this essay I will-

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[left-reminders]

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

Wait I realized this is also a metaphor for Coal versus Nuclear energy, because the Coal industry Lobbied hard to make people think nuclear (which is really safe and efficient) was toxic and dangerous

[punkrorschach]

i’m glad he’s fine so i can laugh at this. one of the absolute sentences of all time.

[punkrorschach]

highlights

[victusinveritas]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[bepuzzlement]

As a non binary person who would like to get married some day I’ve been workshopping some gender neutral alternatives to bridesmaids/groomsmen and here’s what I have so far:

Spouse Squad

Party People

Fellowship of the (wedding) Ring

Coven

My collection of shiny rocks

Feel free to add suggestions

[popcornbuckett]

How long have you been a fan of the Layton series?

<1 year

1+ years

2+ years

5+ years

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Voting ended onMay 11, 2024

please reblog if you're a PL-focused blog, I want to know how many of us have been in for the long haul!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[desi-lgbt-fest]

Y'all have you seen this????

[shadowkat678]

Appreciate the fashion and please don't look in the notes unless it's to find people who you want to block.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

DEMON'S GUIDE to ANGELIC BEINGS who WALK the EARTH

HASTUR’S FURFUR’S COPY DO NOT REMOVE

(the end of the entry for the previous angel:) On sighting: TORMENT An easy target, any demon who does not proceed to aggravate said angel in execessive quantities will be PUNISHED with full diabolical force.

******

AZIRAPHALE

Principality. Angel of the Eastern Gate.

Appearance: Fair hair. Suspishus Ears. Plum hands. Replusively soft (underlined by a pencil several times). Can genrully be found wearing various shades of loathsome beige. Occasional spectacles.

Stationed: Land of the Angles, Hemisphere of the West & North.

Residunce: Angelic Embassy X also known as AZ Fell & Co, 105 Whickber Street, London.

Known Earthly Occupations: Guard of Eden, Music Tyooter, White Knight, Garden Deziner, Bishop, Bookseller. (written by a pencil: +TERRIBLE MAGISHUN)

Weaponry: Flaming Sord.

On sighting: AVVOID A wily opponent, this demon smiter must be warily approached. Report any interactions to the demon Crowley. (the word 'Crowley' is circled and underlined several times by a pencil + note: CHANGED HIS NAME? YUCK!)

A NOTE BY A PENCIL SAYING: CROWLEY IS SUSPISHUS! DON'T TRUST HIM! HIS HAIR IS BAD!

******

BARAQIEL

Dominion. Angel of the Sky.

Appearance: Hair an eye-burning jinnjer. Eyebrows with the appearance of a grisly slug. Often draped in red. Occashunly damp, most likely singed.

Fun fact:

[tazaryoot]

[kirbyddd]

[axmxz]

[runcibility]

I mean….

[knit-braid]

“Ooo

That sounds tasty”

[lizluvscupcakes]

[helloijustreadyourpost]

“Welcome home”

[datasoong47]

:( Hope you feel better

[brightlotusmoon]

“Okay, I’ve confirmed the dentist appointment and the acupuncturist appointment, they’re a day apart.”

[jabbajacks]

I’m leaving in my partner’s response because that just says it all :’D

[mloreley]

“Can you swing by Wendy’s on the way home?”

[bepuzzlement]

‘Thank you ❤️ lots of love and have fun!’

[nipuni]

Gallifrey

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on march 1st! 😊

[bepuzzlement]

‘How can you expect anyone to love you if you don’t love yourself’ how can you expect me to love myself when everyone treats me like I’m unloveable

[bepuzzlement]

I love you

Kinda gay bro

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

A quiz for artists and writers to figure out the primary emotion they create from. 28 questions, 15 results that are about 150 words each, d

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

I haven’t seen anyone else get grief yet and like…

[headspace-hotel]

OUGH

[remnantglow]

i love when characters don't get to die

[remnantglow]

this is about villains/antagonists/general horrible people who finally face up to what they've done. especially if they try to pull the good ole "Dramatically Does One Good Thing To Redeem Themselves And Dies," but despite their best efforts they DON'T die. like yes motherfucker there's no easy way out for you, there's only the slow, awkward and painful process of learning to live with yourself. of learning to live with the weight of your mistakes. you get a second chance regardless of if you think you deserve it. you get to try to make amends and do good. you get to live.

[remnantglow]

this is also about every self-sacrificial bastard of a protagonist who puts themselves in harm's way again and again and again to a wildly unhealthy and unnecessary degree. see, there's something so compelling to me in the unspoken suicidality of repeated heroic self-sacrifice, and the thing about implicitly suicidal characters is that i want them to live. and that can be used to make a death so much more tragic and impactful - noble sacrifices and last stands certainly can and have been done beautifully - but there's also something special to me in seeing such a character make it. because you'd die for the people you love, yes, but would you live for them?

[lllostgirlll]

As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent