OPINION: The November election should be cancelled
Not Donald Trump, Editor-in-chief
With the current pandemic going on, many people are questioning whether it’s safe to go to the polls in November or if they should resort to mail-in voting. The correct answer is neither. It’s not safe to vote in the polls, especially with Asians having the right to vote, the carriers of this virus. There’s also the big problem of allowing Muslims to vote, as they are known to all be terrorists and will kill us all. Mail-in voting, on the other hand, leads to voter fraud, which the fake news pretends it doesn’t. It’s especially important we don’t allow mail-in voting to ensure that as many Dumbocrats as possible don’t get the opportunity to vote. The best option, which provides no risks, is to cancel the election all together. This ensures that the virus isn’t spread, prevents voter fraud, and ensures our government doesn’t fall in the hands of a rapist. We need a president like Donald Trump and we can’t risk losing him while our economy is recovering, which was obviously not his fault and was all the Dumbocrats fault. Allowing them the White House will lead to the fall of our country and the rise of communism. Biden will also likely legalize raping women, which our president has never done or spoke of doing such awful things. We cannot risk voter fraud or deaths, so we cannot hold an election this year.