Red hood

"crime alley born and raised" if ya need help in the alley just holler also fuck batman

[theactualredhood]

Spoiler and Oracle blackmailed me into making a tumblr so here I fucking am

Ask question if ya want

[rin-wattson]

I wonder if Red Hood would hunt me down if I posted him face-planting onto a dumpster lid near my apartment

[theactualredhood]

Only if you don’t also post the video of Robin singing twinkle twinkle little star

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

Just realized I've never met a straight person in Gotham

[akvigilantecrow]

I dunno. Red hood seems to be too good with guns to like guys.

[jason-t0dd]

I am very straight wdym

I even kissed a girl once.

[thisscottydoesknow]

Emphasis on once.

[theactualredhood]

It was Roy in a wig

Who said that

[theactualredhood]

Surely a crimelord would pirate his sims packs. -B

I thought that was a given

[theactualredhood]

A mature crimelord designs his safe house in the Sims 4

Better yet if you got all the packs

[theactualredhood]

I'm just gonna collect these Red Hoods like infinity stones.

Ma'am that's the wrong universe

(I wanna be the time one cuz it's green like the lazarus pit heh)

[raging-rosewilson27]

Really? I thought you'd like being the red one. (The chaos stone of course.)

[theactualredhood]

Can't i want a stone that accentuates my eyes?

[theactualredhood]

....how much would it take to convince you to world hop just long enough to put a cap in Trump and Musk in my world? I'm sure Zatanna or Constantine could help yah. I'm desperate man, three DIFFERENT people missed Trump. 😭😭😭

With my luck i would get stuck there and no doubt would have to be on the run from Interpol while the people praise me

[theactualredhood]

I'm just gonna collect these Red Hoods like infinity stones.

Ma'am that's the wrong universe

(I wanna be the time one cuz it's green like the lazarus pit heh)

[theactualredhood]

Mr. Hood, streets say that you’re actually an old man under that mask, some claim to have seen ya under the mask and that white streak is an indicator you’re probably in your nineties.

Anyways, stay safe, peepaw! Wish you the best, fightin crime and all that…

- signed, some rascal kid from Crime Alley >:)

I am positively 108

[theactualredhood]

Friday free? I just saw some kids playing with a grenade.

Sorry Roy invited me to a concert friday

(Just steal the grenade or trade it with a knife)

[marywitchingbel]

Oh, a date. Good luck charming boy. (I guess I can try..? Stupid f*cking kids.)

[theactualredhood]

It's not a date!

[marywitchingbel]

Last time you said this, you came back with some fancy old book that you wanted for the last 7 months and called it "the best night ever".

You also had a kiss mark on your neck. Explain that Jason.

[theactualredhood]

Um....next question

[theactualredhood]

Friday free? I just saw some kids playing with a grenade.

Sorry Roy invited me to a concert friday

(Just steal the grenade or trade it with a knife)

[marywitchingbel]

Oh, a date. Good luck charming boy. (I guess I can try..? Stupid f*cking kids.)

[theactualredhood]

It's not a date!

[theactualredhood]

What you think about become Gotham's Prince of Crime? Or at least became the Crime Alley's Prince?

My question is do i get a fancy crown? And can it be fitted to sit on my helmet?

[theactualredhood]

Friday free? I just saw some kids playing with a grenade.

Sorry Roy invited me to a concert friday

(Just steal the grenade or trade it with a knife)

[theactualredhood]

You're my favorite. Please don't die.

Been there, done that

[theactualredhood]

Hello Red Hood. I'm sorry about the knife ambush, but that reminds me of a song by Cicierega called--wait for it-- Knife Fight.

I'm sorry you haven't found time to get your GED. I'm sure you will, but thankfully your career (volunteer work?) doesn't need any resumes. Or interviews. Those both suck. Anyways, I wanted to ask how you deal with the fame you have. I presume that you didn't actually care how you were received by the public, but the reception--outside of the main news outlets--is actually not derogatory towards you, which I, personally, would not expect if I joined your line of work with the actions you did. I also know some people vehemently avoid looking up anything about themselves on the internet, while others actively search out content about themselves. Where do you fall on this scale? Is this question too chronically online for you? With regards and hope I didn't write unintelligibly, Random Citizen #3

I look up news on myself mainly so I can stay vigilant if any of the bats come mocking or teasing about something (gotta make sure I don't give them a reaction ya know?)

[theactualredhood]

you have very big boobs 🐇

Bigger than the others?

[theactualredhood]

Do you have any scars from before you were Red Hood, like when you were a kid, Mr. Hood? Also, thank you for all you do in crime alley. I know everything is awful there, aside from the people, and you're helping them, which means a lot even though I don't live there. Also, since classes are just starting up again and I am having to deal (once again) with the consequences (doing work of classes I personally signed up for) of my own actions (signing up for classes on purpose), I was wondering if you ever went to college or took any classes, or if you even made it through high school or got your GED. Regards, Random Citizen #3

Technically I got most of my scars when I was a kid but i do have a few that aren't vigilante related, one of them is on my arm from a scuffle with another street kid. I had no idea that brat had a knife but now I will always remember.

As for my education... I am embarrased to say I didn't even finish highschool and it's not like my life lets me have time to get my GED, but maybe in the future who knows?

Thanks for the questions, punk