Chaotic Gay

Hey, I'm Callen! I'm a gender fluid, asexual, queer. You will see here whatever strikes my fancy. Feel free to IM me!! Header made by dykedva

[theadventureace]

Hi Wiggly, I’m Lex

[sketchupnfries]

Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing

[asteronomical]

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[parkchanwoohoo]

Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

[parkchanwoohoo]

I always wondered why the Pokémon at this gym were so weak but today I left the house before the local students get picked up by the schoolbus and I saw a group of kids congregating around the gym pokestop and I was like "Oh no"

[undeadentropy]

Congrats on being promoted to pokemon villain

[seljepw]

Here comes the general

[thefomodefinition]

the shane hollander ilya dreams about at night after vegas... cuddly sweater and all

[kipsa-hoy]

Hear me out on Erid gone wrong, gone polycule

[beautifulscreaminglady]

[howling-wizard2]

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

[agent-mcsweetheart]

elizabeth finds a business card with some other woman’s phone number on it and instead of being insecure, she laughs because “you had to flirt?? you hate flirting!!” we live laugh love a secure relationship

[a-drewid]

New show means shit post time

[aropride]

"You could bring Neal." "Why Neal?" "Well, honey, she's really nervous. And, you know, Neal has a calming smile."

2.15 - power play

[electroniccollectiondonut]

"El and Neal are out of Peter's league" WRONG. Peter's hot. He's smart. He's successful. He's loyal. He's charming. He's got a strong sense of justice but he's incredibly down to commit crimes. He likes to get a little silly with it. Canonically, from the lips of El herself, he can fuck. He is in the same league you are all just blinded by his typical suburban man interests of beer and sports.

[whitecollarcrimekids]

One of the best things about the White Collar fandom is that we really don’t care what their relationship is. These two guys? Are they father and son, are they lovers, are they soulmates of various forms? WHO CARES, THEY AREN’T NORMAL FOR EACH OTHER and thats the whole point! The point isn’t about the relationship, its about this crazy ridiculous bonkers feral love and magnetism that pulls these two together and i love it

[mycatwalkspassme]

My baby Neal is like a stress ball full of unsolved issues

[jackharkness]

| WHITE COLLAR | 2.13 “Countermeasures”