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no, I am not.
we should host hr club events again but instead of watching the episodes together the one lucky rich person let's everyone try on the $356 shane hollander fleece
has daniel craig seen heated rivalry and do we know the next knives out theme
Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!
I fully believe, to the depths of my soul, that if one of the Metros said “I bet Rozanov has a tiny dick”, Shane “maybe he’s sick” “he’s not” Hollander would instantly say “he doesn’t” and then walk into the ocean
BREAKING NEWS: shane hollander in an all leather outfit identified as the cause of death of his beloved husband ilya rozanov
now if it was any other celebrity the words "getting his ass slapped with a black dildo" would sound fake but not hudson williams
well FUCK
cute as hell WHAT THE HELL
okay unemployment is scared of hudson williams but also to be so dedicated you can just jump from set to set with your lines prepared and mindset meticulously switched to a new role and project with a completely different vibe? like that's an ✨Actor✨
Slightly canon divergent AU where Ilya is open about dating "Jane" after the cottage while making it clear her identity must remain a secret "because being with me would be bad for her Brand" which the Raiders take to mean "she's married to someone important".
And he keeps buy all these nice, expensive gifts for "Jane" and going home early on nights out to call her and he even quits smoking for her. The jokes about him being whipped are constant but someday, someone comments that Jane is pretty high maintenance.
Ilya considers this for a moment and then smiles, wide and delighted, and agrees. The phrase "high maintenance" brings to mind for him a Persian cat or some other ridiculously fancy little creature who lives to be spoiled and by god, does Ilya love spoiling Shane.
(This thought does also lead him down a little mental side path of "I should buy Shane a fur coat".)
went to the cinema to watch ryan gosling befriend a rock...came back to hudcon licking and putting each other's clothes on
THEY'RE FUCKING MATCHING ON THEIR MET GALA DEBUT Y'ALL CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
oh I get you girl 😭
I know we've seen him fully naked but GOD
MY SWEET BOY
never beating the greek god allegations