Bienvenidos a mi Odisea

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Aspiring Alchemist, Philosopher, & Pilgrim

[soviet]

[somebodygetmeafuckingfanta-deac]

[agentdalecooper]

me

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground 

[theadventuringpilgrim]

20

They say my brain melting, And the only thing I tell ‘em is I’m living for the present and the future don’t exist, So baby take your clothes off, a chance like this, You may never get, to show off… Show off what you talkin’ bout, Unless you like to tease baby, when in reality you don’t know how please baby… Blue ball queen, take your fucking seat baby, Ride it out, now I know you wanna scream baby… Better than your next man, and if he’s swinging I get dumber than the next man, 'Cause I don’t play, unless it’s keys then I play all day… You like 'em keys? We gon’ play all day! Wet dream fryin’ your brain all day… I think you lost your morals, girl But that’s okay 'cause you don’t need 'em where we’re going, In that two-floor loft in the middle of the city After rolling through the city with me…

I promise you gon’ see that I’m only fucking 20, girl Amnesia… Put your mind in a dream world, What'cha doing in the bathroom? I hear noises in the bathroom… Baby it’s okay, we can do it in the living room, Twisting turns in 'em, the only girls that we fuck with seem to have 20 different pills in 'em They tell us that they love us even though they want a next man, And the next man’s bitch wants a third man… Eddie Murphy shit, yeah we trade places, Rehearse lines with 'em, and then we fuck faces… Yeah we know just how to get a buzz, Mix it with the hash, come fuck with us!

[theadventuringpilgrim]

As a poet and a romantic, I have immortalized in flowery verse the charms both corporeal and spiritual of many women. Yet when I open my mouth to sing her praises, I find that my throat constricts, words turn to ash in my mouth, and all elaborate turns of speech seem artificial and empty when compared to the beauty, talent, sensitivity and intellect nature has bestowed her

[progressiveauspol]

The massive downside to meaningful action on climate change is that if global warming is false were left with a clean environment and a sustainable economic model. What a bummer

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

[theadventuringpilgrim]

Because the capabilities of such a superintelligence may be impossible for a human to comprehend, the technological singularity is an occurrence beyond which events may become unpredictable, unfavorable, or even unfathomable.

Joseph Carvalko

[upnorthtrips]

The movie Friday was released twenty years ago today.

[melanin-king]

im getting old

[theadventuringpilgrim]

Vamp

You have a right to all your choices But my eyes just leave you voiceless That ass, the manner you poise it, That moist shit that drips like poison… Look at my eyes you cannot fight this Your iris slips into your eyelids, My hands all over your privates, Look at my eyes you are my isis…

[theadventuringpilgrim]

[theadventuringpilgrim]

[sandandglass]

[augustallday]

preach it.

[framesoffame]

[sixpenceee]

Mount Roraima, South America: This tabletop mountain is one of the oldest mountains on Earth, dating back two billion years when the land was lifted high above the ground by tectonic activity. The sides of the mountain are sheer vertical cliffs, with several waterfalls, making it nearly impossible to climb.

[giantgagofficial]

[hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight]

sorry tumblr

[briderbigny-deactivated20231005]

Too high for this shit

[myownsundays]

Not even high and this shit is bananas

[burninggreen-deactivated2025032]

holy shit

[peachdusk]

im ded

[satisfry]

i have been thinking about this since i was like 8 i always think about this shit, the universe is so vast and so unknown, we could be the tiniest most insignificant spec of dust in an attic or a corner somewhere of another total dimension. This shit gets me so fucked up all this etherial business drives me crazy i think about this everyday.

[tomorrowscynic]

[theadventuringpilgrim]

Shot in the heart

Heart of someone with cancer

Heart after drug overdose

Heart of an obese person