One Day, I Will Be Cool Too.

Laterally recumbent and minimally responsive.

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[feggaro]

Scrolling on Tumblr

[warandpeas]

Merry X-Mas!

[anxietyproblem]

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[deejay]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[outofcontextdiscord]

[nosdrinker]

*saves game six times just in case*

[whollyspirit-deactivated2016112]

[edwad]

i identify as an inconvenience to the world

[jayce]

1 HP no medic

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[lesbian-yandere]

YALL THEY’RE ADVANCING

[obviousplant]

I donated this fake board game to a Goodwill. Patreon fans get to see 9 bonus cards: http://bit.ly/2GkIBMr

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

[viana-ceres]

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

[draeneis]

hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…

[betweentheveilworld-deactivated]

Blood is rust… hemoglobin= vitamins,minerals(iron)+oxygen=rust. We’re literally running rust through our veins…along with plasma which is about 92+%. Just an informative comment.

[draeneis]

awful bold of you to assume i have blood

[despotique]

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke