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Lord have Mercer what have we done
“For you I would wait until the first dragon next rises. Until all lands sink beneath the Eversea. Until my hair is white and I’ve lost all my memories. Until I meet you again in the spirit world.”
Throughout their political marriage, Alaric and Talasyn struggled with the undeniable pull between them even as rising tensions forced them on opposite sides of a looming war. Hand in hand, they vanquished the cataclysmic threat of the Moonless Dark—and started to hope for a future together.
That hope is shattered when a devastating attack sets off a chain of events that tears them apart once more. Now, as two rival nations prepare for a final, decisive clash, the Master of the Shadowforged Legion and the last Lightweaver fight to find their way back to each other. But the odds are stacked against them, and time is running out…
Is love enough to rewrite destiny? Can a new beginning rise from the ruins of the past? Or are Alaric and Talasyn doomed to meet as enemies on one last battlefield?
This explosive third and final book brings the beloved Hurricane Wars series to a stunning conclusion—where passion and power collide, and the fate of a divided world hangs in the balance.
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Me in 2006: I will bring all my Forgotten Realms books with me to college because I can’t bear to be parted from them for an entire school year. I am Drizzt Do’Urden’s defense attorney
Me in 2025:
I’ve always joked that THE HURRICANE WARS is never beating the eldest daughter allegations because it was her sequel that was released with all the bells and whistles after she overachieved her way to a bigger publishing budget… Well, I’m so happy to announce that THW is now avenging eldest daughters everywhere because she’s getting a ✨ deluxe collector’s edition ✨ with sprayed edges, exclusive endpapers, and case stamp to match the special first print run of A MONSOON RISING! This version also features a deleted scene wherein Alaric and Talasyn fight, something they have never done before 🌚
Isn’t she stunning!!! Out September 23rd in North America and currently available to preorder wherever fine books are sold 💜💛
Tusk Love being featured on The Today Show was wild. Congrats @theaguanzon
Thank you @littlebosslady7! Here’s some screen grabs for posterity because I still can’t believe it!
I am going to be so real with you guys right now, I know next to nothing about American TV so when they told me that Tusk Love was going to be featured on “The Today Show” I thought, oh my god Jon Stewart is going to read my orc smut 😭 Ana Huang, however, I *do* know and am such a huge fan of, so this is simply incredible to me!!! 🥰
Any chance you'll do a book signing in the Philippines for A Monsoon Rising and Tusk Love? <3
Actually, YES 🥰
I will take audience Q&A and sign books after!!! Hope to see you there!!! 🫶🏼
Tusk Love got mentioned on the Distractable podcast (by Markiplier lmao) that I was listening to on my way to work, I freaked out 😂
WHY 😭😭😭
I was so lucky to have two books come out and chart in the last two weeks—A MONSOON RISING in Germany and TUSK LOVE in the US!!! May I present… the New York Times and USA Today bestselling orc romance by number one international bestselling author Thea Guanzon 🤣 Now if only I could train my cat to take photos instead of relying on the timer function and a prayer 😼📸
I am crashing out so hard at the TUSK LOVE summary in comparison to the other top four. Let chaos reign, indeed 💀
We also somehow got an endcap at the largest Waterstones in the UK!!! We did it, Jester!!!
It is so surreal to me that this all started from a metafictional book improv’ed during a D&D game. My tabletop and romantasy worlds are truly colliding. From the reviews I’ve been getting tagged in on Instagram and TikTok, it seems to be a pretty even split between “5 stars! I don’t know what Critical Role is” and “I only read this because of Critical Role but I enjoyed it.”
But, without a doubt, some of my favorite reviews are the ones that go I started watching Critical Role/looked up what D&D was because of this. Yesss join us 🥰
I started watching Critical Role during the early days of the Vox Machina campaign. Back then, I was a fresh college graduate working in an office here in Manila, Philippines, and becoming an internationally published author was a dream so distant it wasn’t even a “Maybe someday” for me. I was already familiar with the concept of tabletop roleplaying games, but CritRole was *the* stream that inspired me to put a group together. No one wanted to be the Dungeon Master, so—because it was my idea in the first place—I had to buy the manuals and modules and study the mechanics like my life depended on it. I’ve been DM-ing ever since, although the real world got in the way for all of us and my players have been trapped inside the Tomb of Annihilation for six years (😎).
Gaming provided a much-needed creative outlet in a time when I had to spend every weekday battling traffic and desk work. It honed my storytelling, my imagination, my ear for dialogue, my ability to improvise on the fly if a narrative direction wasn’t going well. Because of tabletop, I became a better writer, and eventually my first romantasy trilogy sold at auction and even hit the bestseller lists. Office worker no more! I will always credit CritRole for introducing me to this hobby which, in tandem with fanfic, helped change the course of my life.
So… this photo is very surreal and it is very much a full circle moment for me. If you had told me back then—back when I was squeeing over every Percy/Vex interaction, or begrudgingly letting the bard roll dexterity to remove the barbarian’s loincloth as he plunges to his doom (instead of, y’know, saving him), or racing home because I wanted to catch the first Mighty Nein episode—if you had told me that I would one day write a book for Critical Role, I wouldn’t have believed you, of course.
But this is a real thing that has actually happened, and I’m grateful beyond words. Thank you to Dani Carr for choosing me. Thank you to Matt, Laura, Ashley, Travis, Liam, Taliesin, Marisha, and Sam for trusting me with… this (ESPECIALLY Laura 😂✌🏼). Thank you to Sarah Peed, my editor extraordinaire, and the rest of the team at Del Rey for getting this book over the finish line.
Last but definitely not least, thank you to the readers!!! From the Critters who have never read a romance before but gave it a shot because they love the show, to my romantasy girlies who have never rolled a D20 in their lives and were just happy to vibe—and every possible overlap and variant in between—the enthusiastic response to this saucy little union between a half-orc and a traveling merchant’s daughter (my third novel and first standalone) has been simply incredible. I am so, so happy that you guys are enjoying TUSK LOVE!!!
“Oh, Oskar…”
With only three months to go before TUSK LOVE’s joint U.S. and U.K. release, here’s a rundown of everything happening with the book so far 🍂
All the hardcover editions come with a reversible dust jacket featuring Jester Lavorre’s doodles and reviews from Exandria’s finest and it’s just really cute okay!!! Preorder here 🐘
The Ripped Bodice in Los Angeles, California is running a special offer for TUSK LOVE! Preorder from them and you will receive an exclusive temporary tattoo and a beautiful bookplate signed by yours truly 🐘
Waterstones special edition orc romance was not on my bingo list for 2025, but here she is and she’s gorgeous! Preorder your signed, foiled, sprayed-edged, exclusive-endpapered copy here 🐘
Waterstones is also running a special giveaway that you can enter here!
More cool stuff:
🍂 Digital proofs are available to request on NetGalley U.S. and NetGalley U.K.
🍂 Signed editions are available to preorder at Barnes & Noble, Books A Million, and Forbidden Planet while supplies last
🍂 There is a GoodReads giveaway for a print galley happening right now until April 7th! Enter here (U.S. only)
Myself, Del Rey, and the Critical Role team are so excited to share this book with you guys! ❤️
“What am I, if I’m not a weapon? What have you done to me?”
Return to the Hurricane Wars—and Alaric and Talasyn’s star-crossed, crossed-swords love story—in A MONSOON RISING, out today in North America 💖🌩️
Order online:
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Even if he hates me in the end.
Even if they hang me for it.
I will save him.
The Hurricane Wars aren’t over. Alaric and Talasyn’s story continues in A MONSOON RISING, out today wherever fine books are sold in the United Kingdom, or you can order online at theaguanzon.com 💖
All the love to my darling UK readers for your unflagging support this past year. The HarperVoyager team just sent me a marketing update—not only did we sell out both the Waterstones and the FairyLoot exclusive editions, but they also quoted some of your lovely reviews and proof requests. They said that there was “a slightly scary” number of requests to read, which!!! 🥹
I owe you guys so much! Thanks for making this author’s dreams come true 🥰
Two weeks to go until A MONSOON RISING releases in North America, which means two weeks to go until WE PARTY IN THE USA 🥳 Join me, my amazing fellow authors, and our brilliant moderators on the Enemies and Lovers tour as we celebrate the launch of THE HURRICANE WARS sequel with panel discussions, book signings, and photo ops!
Reserve your spots:
New York
Austin
Los Angeles
Hope to see you guys ❤️🩶
Two different worlds collide in a chance encounter, and hearts catch fire on a dangerous road. The adventure begins…
If you’re a fan of Critical Role, then you know TUSK LOVE, the Mighty Nein’s—or, okay, just Jester’s—favorite saucy in-universe romance novel. The actual novel is coming July 1, 2025 from Del Rey, and it’s written by… ME!!! ❤️🔥
I’ve honestly been in a daze since January, when that fateful e-mail landed in my inbox specifically requesting if I could do this book. Critical Role is one of the best shows of all time and its influence on me as a writer and Dungeon Master is massive. I want to thank Del Rey and the CritRole team for this amazing opportunity to contribute to a canon that is so near and dear to my heart 🥹
TUSK LOVE is the story of Guinevere, a wealthy merchant’s sheltered daughter, and Oskar, a blacksmith’s brooding apprentice. Fate throws them together on the vast and peril-laden thoroughfare known as the Amber Road, where they must rely on each other to survive. Forbidden sparks fly, bodices are ripped, choices must be made—but can a girl raised as a lady and a boy from the wrong side of the tracks truly find their happily ever after?
As to why it’s entitled TUSK LOVE… you’ll see 👁️👄👁️
Preorders are now live!
She’s out in paperback today! Grab this super portable, super glitzy edition of THE HURRICANE WARS wherever fine books are sold in the US and Canada, or order online at https://www.harpercollins.com/products/the-hurricane-wars-thea-guanzon 💜💛
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! "An incredible debut full of rich atmosphere, clever world building, opposing magic, and sizzling romance
TWO MONTHS TO GO 💜💛
My editor had these airlifted to me straight from the printer and they are so beautiful that I can’t believe they’re real!!! Look at that color palette, those edges, that ✨ shine ✨
This paperback edition of THE HURRICANE WARS hits North American shelves on November 5th, but you can preorder it now! It will only be available from U.S. and Canadian retailers and the sprayed edges are limited to the first print run, so reserve your copy while supplies last! 🌩️