I need sleep.

Aleksis/19/Canada/constantly in a state of sleep deprivation. Things happen. Multifandom, humour, and art stuffs

[memesandlaughs]

[sasukke666-deactivated20191224]

[rynoske]

@toastmastersensei

[micdotcom]

Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

[valtsv]

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

[valtsv]

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

[r6t0]

H… howdy train your dragon

[valtsv]

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes

[killowave]

[havoxel]

Alternatively

[starslightusupinthesky]

Omg you missed the best one

[carbonated-water-official]

have 3 different Alexa’s all set up to 3 different systems and do them all at once…

[raspberrychainsaw]

Why does scratching your eyes when they’re itchy feel SO FUCKING GOOD

[raspberrychainsaw]

This is literally me when shit goes down and it’s happening :

[raspberrychainsaw]

HNNGH OH YEAH BABY HERE WE GO!!!

[260to120thinspo]

It’s so hard seeing other people live your dreams

[thewinchesterswagger]

I WAS FLYING OVER TORONTO AND MY FRIEND SAW ME 

[me-la-pelasss]

I HATE DISSS

[menofcolorinfantasyart]

Vagrant Knight by Henrique Dld

[jongyyy]

[unclefather]

Is this true?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[juenavei]

what if kirby wore lipstick

gorgeous!! 

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[edensmidian]

Word of the day…..

[mudwerks]

today’s word is fucktangular

[he-who-ships]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower ohh look obi-wans life :)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Only if fucktangular is the plural of fubar.

[littlesati]

Jon Bernthal in Show Me a Hero (2015)

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.