A friendly lizard
The resignationā¦
Today's Document
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
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Discoholic šŖ©
occasionally subtle
Mike Driver

#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Sade Olutola
ojovivo

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KIROKAZE
$LAYYYTER
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@earthbendinglemur
A friendly lizard
The resignationā¦
no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away
except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions
!!!Ā
me, falling in love with every woman I see whose purpose is to eat and be pretty:
#her and Ursula from Kikiās Delivery Service#the archetype is ālesbian who accidentally adopted this childā
moonĀ·struck
/ĖmoĶonĖstrÉk/
adjective unable to think or act normally, especially because of being in love.Ā
Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
but why would you hide this in the tags though
Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: Iām trying to tell you that Iām evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
The shopkeeper, annoyed: I'M TELLING YOU IT WILL COST YOUR SOUL.
Me, equally annoyed: AND I'M TELLING YOU I UNDERSTAND "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM"
you know whatās really hot.. healthy communication and reassurance
In retrospect, the fact that it was a meme for a good five years that none of us knew what was going to happen in the year 2020 seems oddly prescient.
āhaha sorry I donāt have 2020 visionā none of us did :(
Toph & Yue
I just saw a bunch of terfs trying to invoke aphrodite and like.... should someone tell them how wrong they are or just let the goddess do it? lol
APHRODITE? THE PATRON GODDESS OF TRANS AND INTERSEX PEOPLE? LOVING MOTHER OF HERMAPHRODITUS? THAT APHRODITE?
BRB GONNA GO INVOKE POSIDEON AND ASK HIM TO FUCK UP SOME HORSES
GONNA INVOKE HESTIA AND ASK HER TO BLOW UP SOMEONES HOUSE
ChotronetteĀ āFloral Tulleā Various Haute Couture Gowns
Lemonscribs on Instagram / Redbubble
Reminder I do have a twitter and I am starting to be more active over thereĀ
I'm on the operating table before my top surgery and right before I fall unconscious I see the doctor pull out these motherfuckers
I've decided to do less thinking
What for
Mental health
your vibes mālordā¦ā¦ā¦
Check them for me, court jester
(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)