I know too much about starch

Canadian - ace/aro - I will protect my garden with my life

[everythingfox]

“This is Leny. He likes rolling down hills. Be like Leny.”

(Source)

[probablyqueerrpgideas]

[tronmike82]

But that’s not as funny :(

[probablyqueerrpgideas]

idk my dude. "I just wanted to cheer up this peasant and give them hope for a better tomorrow, but instead they overthrew the local nobles and now we've got to teach a bunch of peasants how to govern a kingdom"

is at least twice as funny as

"this person has sex" especially if your DM is uncomfortable with role playing seduction and such

[brknty-moved]

Over The Garden Wall is good because Wirt’s entire personality is “I’m 14” and Greg’s entire personality is “I’m 5”

[thebootydiaries]

You: later gator

Me, an intellectual: the future holds a large reptile

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[spookihope]

“uhHA”

[miscellaneousmao]

Made a little patch of pumpkin spice bulba-lantern white chocolate truffles 🎃 These aren't even my favorite ones in this batch, more variations to come!

See my saved Instagram stories for some clips of my process 😉

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[kirianthedivorce]

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

[kirianthedivorce]

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

[kirianthedivorce]

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

so much FLUFF

📷: Kuronihon

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh shuts down a question from a reporter which insinuated that providing clean drinking water to Indigenous people would cost too much money.

This is leadership:

https://twitter.com/TomPark1n/status/1180516323522207744

Tagging: @ontarionewsnow @abpoli @politicsofcanada

[noppokun]

[thewall98]

Plz, vote fellow Canadian...

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[wealdandwold]

I always reblog this cos I know ppl who have anxiety around stuff like that who find this helpful (anxiety’s not always rational, & even ppl superinformed about how magic works etc can get nasty intrusive surges of shit from seeing those posts from time to time!)

[felthry]

What the guy above said, and also this is adorable.

[astridstark13]

He is to cute to not reblog 😻

[ipaniceverywherenotjustthedisco]

yes please

[everythingfox]

The best mlems