The Tallest

bleep bl;op description goes heere -haven't thought up one yet- ((Tallest Red= Normal text, Tallest Purple, italic. Invader Zim rocks btw. <3 Tis why this has been created. ;3; ... Red's DA: http://knitscarves.deviantart.com Purple's DA: http://jthmmanson4.deviantart.com ))

[thealmighty-tallest]

AHHH! Demons!

...Huh? What? -narrows one eye-

[thealmighty-tallest]

You're the tallest? Back in the olden days of Earth you'd be called Emperors! Emperor Red and Purple, rulers of the Irken Empire!

..Emperors huh? Hm... Eh, not as cool as T--Wait, maybe it could be combined! Like uh.... Almighty Emperor Tallest Purple... Or.. Almighty Tallest Emperor Tallest Purple..

[thealmighty-tallest]

Puppet show time! *has a puppet of Zim, and sets on fire, while tallest puppets dance around burning Zim puppet*

-grins happily at the display- Wooooooooo! Best one yet!

[thealmighty-tallest]

*Stealin your snacks*

-eyes widen- WHOA! Whoa! N-No one does that! -steals them right back with a hmph-

[thealmighty-tallest]

D:

I'm boooooooooored. Someone entertain the Tallest!

[the-resisty-commander-blog]

thealmighty-tallest started following you

there’s 

two sets of you

…

[thealmighty-tallest]

........

-blinks-

...PFTTTT... -just bursts out into laughter at your reaction-

[zimages]

Blorch

[thealmighty-tallest]

The purple-clad Tallest sat a bit slumped against a chair’s siding, while he sat on the floor playing some video games by himself. He pouted lightly, giving to some disappointing thoughts. The other leader wasn’t to be home back on the Massive until a week was up due to some self-proclaimed vacation he was on right now. Purple groaned, throwing down the controller to the floor. It just made everything somewhat boring right now, and he had only started playing video games an hour and half ago too. Normally he would be at it with Red for more than over 4 or 5 hours, easily.

As much as the thought of loving video games drifted into his mind, he shut the console off and got up. Eh, at least one exciting thing  happened today— one event his buddy missed out on— an Organic Sweep of Planet Zlav.

..And that was a good two hours ago.

With that finalizing thought lingering in the air, Purple poked his head out of the room, searching for other inhabitants. Hell, maybe he could find amusement in picking on a shorty McShort— it was almost guaranteed.

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

Skoodge stopped in his tracks. Upon seeing the purple-eyed leader, Skoodge saluted. “My Tallest!” 

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

“Yes, sir!” Skoodge said in reply. He looked upwards at his tall leader. “Is there a particular reason you wanted me to stop?”

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple grinned, keeping his glance down onto the short irken, amusement sparkling in his eyes. ”…Weeeeellllll, if you want to ask thaaaat…” He said in a little bit of a soft tone. Shorter irkens usually knew what was coming afterwards… ”..You’re to be my personal slave for the day. Got it, Skoodge?” He asked, but it was a closed question, leaving no room for argument.

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

The Tallest: RP. w/ Skoodge-is-here

The shorter Irken didn't necessarily want to agree, but felt inclined to, as this was his Tallest's order. "Yes sir," Skoodge said. At least it was something to occupy him while he waited for his ship to get fixed.

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple chuckled under his breath, throwing a nearly empty soda cup at Skoodge all of a sudden, letting it spill all over him. ''..Okay uh.. First order of business for you, is to clean that up and get me a new soda! Grape flavor this time.'' He said, hovering back into the room without a second look towards the short irken. He sat back into his spot, then sent an expecting glare over to Skoodge.

''...Well?''

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

thealmighty-tallest replied to your post: What is this “Slenderman”?

….Uhh…Yeah anyways, I’d like to know too. GET TO RESEARCHING ABOPUT IT NOW! ..Who knowes, it might attack the Massive!

Yes sir!

Here it says that it is a tall being in a black suit that stalks it’s victims. Sometimes it will take its victims and impale them and then take their organs and put them in bags.

Most often it will just stalk its victims though, for however long it needs to take, and will drive its victims insane. 

Its natural habitat is in an Earth forest. 

I think you are safe, my Tallest.

[thealmighty-tallest]

Hmmmm.... Uh, good then.. phew! ....Uhhh, while on the subject, maybe that big headed kid'll entertain us with his troublesome problem.. -grins-

[thealmighty-tallest]

The purple-clad Tallest sat a bit slumped against a chair’s siding, while he sat on the floor playing some video games by himself. He pouted lightly, giving to some disappointing thoughts. The other leader wasn’t to be home back on the Massive until a week was up due to some self-proclaimed vacation he was on right now. Purple groaned, throwing down the controller to the floor. It just made everything somewhat boring right now, and he had only started playing video games an hour and half ago too. Normally he would be at it with Red for more than over 4 or 5 hours, easily.

As much as the thought of loving video games drifted into his mind, he shut the console off and got up. Eh, at least one exciting thing  happened today— one event his buddy missed out on— an Organic Sweep of Planet Zlav.

..And that was a good two hours ago.

With that finalizing thought lingering in the air, Purple poked his head out of the room, searching for other inhabitants. Hell, maybe he could find amusement in picking on a shorty McShort— it was almost guaranteed.

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

Skoodge stopped in his tracks. Upon seeing the purple-eyed leader, Skoodge saluted. “My Tallest!” 

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

“Yes, sir!” Skoodge said in reply. He looked upwards at his tall leader. “Is there a particular reason you wanted me to stop?”

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple grinned, keeping his glance down onto the short irken, amusement sparkling in his eyes. ''...Weeeeellllll, if you want to ask thaaaat...'' He said in a little bit of a soft tone. Shorter irkens usually knew what was coming afterwards... ''..You're to be my personal slave for the day. Got it, Skoodge?'' He asked, but it was a closed question, leaving no room for argument.

[thealmighty-tallest]

...This... reminds me that we.. never can /ever/ kill Zim with no matter what we try..!! What is he!? IMMORTAL OR SOMETHING!?

... And it's kinda creepy how these uh... humans know of our existence.. But it's still awesome! ...But.. they're soo stupid! Uhm, we don't have /that/ much trouble with our... mail..... Hehe.......... Right, Red?

[billciph3r-blog]

Too Late by rcahern  i wAS LOOKING FOR SHITTY aRT BUT inSTEAD I FOUND REALLY gOOD ART OF MY OTP AND stARTED CRYNGI  

[thealmighty-tallest]

((OMFG.. I saw this on DA, it's fucking amazing. :'D))

[thealmighty-tallest]

The purple-clad Tallest sat a bit slumped against a chair’s siding, while he sat on the floor playing some video games by himself. He pouted lightly, giving to some disappointing thoughts. The other leader wasn’t to be home back on the Massive until a week was up due to some self-proclaimed vacation he was on right now. Purple groaned, throwing down the controller to the floor. It just made everything somewhat boring right now, and he had only started playing video games an hour and half ago too. Normally he would be at it with Red for more than over 4 or 5 hours, easily.

As much as the thought of loving video games drifted into his mind, he shut the console off and got up. Eh, at least one exciting thing  happened today— one event his buddy missed out on— an Organic Sweep of Planet Zlav.

..And that was a good two hours ago.

With that finalizing thought lingering in the air, Purple poked his head out of the room, searching for other inhabitants. Hell, maybe he could find amusement in picking on a shorty McShort— it was almost guaranteed.

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

The Tallest: RP. w/ Skoodge-is-here

Skoodge stopped in his tracks. Upon seeing the purple-eyed leader, Skoodge saluted. "My Tallest!" 

[thealmighty-tallest]

Grinning, Purple hovered to where the fat irken was, but unlike the others, recognition dawned onto his face a lot more. Though it still made him pause in his thought, as he studied the irken, blinking down at him. ''...Heeeey... Uh, don't I---'' His eyes widened, remembering completely now. Ohhhh yeeeaahhhh... He thought, before narrowing an eye down at him. ''..Now I know. Skoodge, right? That Fatty Mc Fat person.''

[dib1]

Since when is there a Code 642 Black?

[thealmighty-tallest]

...Since when has your head enlarged even further?

[punkcalf]

Oh Bobby… 

ll

(He’s so cute though)

[thealmighty-tallest]

..Eeyup. /This/ is what happens when you go up against the almighty Tallest! And well... That uh, incident was like.... Um, what's the saying.. Oh yeah! Killing two birds with one stone. Heh.

..Then again, /Zim/ got out unscathed......

[thealmighty-tallest]

The purple-clad Tallest sat a bit slumped against a chair’s siding, while he sat on the floor playing some video games by himself. He pouted lightly, giving to some disappointing thoughts. The other leader wasn’t to be home back on the Massive until a week was up due to some self-proclaimed…

[skoodge-is-here-deactivated2013]

Skoodge was walking down one of the many halls on the Massive. He had come to get a ship repaired by one of the finer mechanics who inhabited the ship, and was now passing time by meandering around the Massive.

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple hmm'ed as he glanced down the hall, back and forth, as he kept his head poked out of the room. His eyes lit up slightly, as he spotted a rather short and fat irken. Oh boy! A target! His day could be uplifted easily with talking down to a shorter irken-- it just made his ego inflate-- but more importantly, it served as a distraction of his friend being gone. ''..HEY!'' His scream burst out into the otherwise quiet atmosphere. A few heads poked up from farther down the hall on the opposite end. He pointed a spiny finger to Skoodge. ''..YOU! Stop where you are!'' He commanded.

The other irkens shook their heads, continuing on with their own business. They didn't recognize him, but there was some of a familiarity to the fat irken...

[thealmighty-tallest]

RP.

[thewammydemon-archive-blog]

“As idiotic as some humans may be you underestimate us. The planet would not easily be conquered. It’s gone through worse things than an alien invasion could ever hold.” As he said this something flashed in those red eyes of his. Insanity? Malice? A mixture of the two probably. “There are creatures on that planet that would not take lightly to it being overtaken by some half-witted race like yours. Myself being one of those.”

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple held his head slight back as he suddenly saw those attributes within the maniac’s eyes. ”..And yeah, yeah, sure. Far as I’ve heard, it has weak military defenses. …Extremely weak.” He felt the need to tack on. ”..And well, no duh. But we uh, have had handled several feisty individuals before.”

[thewammydemon-archive-blog]

“I don’t know who your source is but they’re incredibly wrong. The Americans have one hell of a military just unto themselves. The British as well. Two among hundreds of different countries with their own defenses.” He said with a small grin. “As I said, you underestimate us greatly. Hell, on my own I could probably take out a good number of your people before someone actually tried to take me down and then…” Beyond couldn’t help but snicker.

[thealmighty-tallest]

Purple involuntarily shivered at the man's cocky grin, as it laid out plainly on his face. Casually, he chucked a lone fry that was laying on the seat's comfortable surface right at the human. With some menace within his voice, the Tallest stood up and spoke, narrowing his eyes, ''...Is that a threat?'' He asked in a low tone. Anyone who would ever hear that tone from the purple-clad Tallest would quickly retreat.