THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

Brandy. RDH. Average. Lazy, sad and sleepy a lot. Send help.

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[sliversoakley4]

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[chernolian]

via teaboot

[sobcat]

Monday... WHATEVER!!!! WHATEVERR

[dorothylarouge]

This is one of my favorite images ever

[dogpuppy]

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[pastrytown]

[skopostheorie]

This is ruining me I can't breathe

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy