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Nothing but Wesker and Memes Also I have a writing blog :] thealwriteytrashdump

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Wesker is that kind of asshole to have his button shirt like unbuttoned.

God i wanna see him drawn with his lab photo fit. I really want it so badly. I might just do it myself.

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You know those quotes saying that the hero would "sacrifice you to save the world" but the villain would "destroy the world to save you"?

Yea, that doesn't work with wesker lmao. That man would sacrifice his lover for a stick of gum if he really wanted that stick of gum.

For him, having creature comforts is a luxury that he can afford to give up. That man has so many grand ambitions. He is the hero of his own story and he would sacrifice his loved ones for the "greater" good.

You know who wouldn't?

Mr. Boulder puncher himself.

Chris has on screen evidence that he doesn't give two fucks about "the world" when his partners are in danger. He would let the world burn for you. He's so badass he'd save you and STILL be able to save the world.

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Wesker's shoulders are so broad because he carries all of his stress on his neck and upper back.

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Wesker would chin scratch a bitch.

Trust me bro :v

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I like to think re8 Chris can still be that guy in re1.

Like kinda funny, kinda cheesy. Very good nature and cracking jokes. Maybe he has his two brain cells days where he just acts so dumb.

And then some days, he just gets so broody and so moody. Mad all the time. And re8 was just one of those days.

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Wesker has insomnia.

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You know what I enjoy about headcanon random traits onto fictional characters like Wesker?

Anything goes. Everything goes.

Wesker can have a 45 step skin care routine that he does every night after he schemes on his re4 gamer chair. You know, to achieve flawless skin and godly perfection.

Or he uses 38 in 1 hair, body, and motor oil because it doesn't matter what he uses, his skin, hair and body will always be flawless and clear. He scrubs his face with head and body wash and still has baby smooth skin.

It doesn't matter which he does or doesn't do because at the end of the day: he's fiction. And i love stapling random gross and dumb traits onto him bc i think it would be funny and boomer of him.

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Wesker's hands so dry, he gets hang nails. And he picks em >:)

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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

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Wesker the kind of guy to call someone a waste of space but in the same breath, the kind of guy to eagerly hold that same someone against him like a emotional support human.

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Week 20 of my candling making.

I found out amber is also a key scent i'm looking for. Who would've hecking thought lads.

AMBER.

I feel misled.

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I have it on good authority that Wesker is freaky.

He's also a little fruity.

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Wesker had investment bonds and a 401k before he died.

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If his lover sent a naughty video to Wesker during his work hours, he would stop everything and watch, dead panned, while the naughty naughty was happening.

And then right after, go back to work like nothing happened. No reaction image, no text back.

Just left on read.

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I feel like wesker and zeno are the same side of different coins.

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Wesker lowkey a whiner

Don't change my mind.