[lionews]

i’m anon, and you’re watching lionews

*draws fucked up lion*

duh-dun dun dun

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[ow-anteater]

The timeline dictates that most of old overwatch are young teens right about now, meaning there’s canonical evidence supporting that Rein is not able to enthusiastically express joy out loud without Ana pitching in with a dry ‘guess somebody’s mom let them drink cola and play fortnite’

[ubercharge]

hey this is the most embarrassing thing maybe ever. but i want to say one time i dm’d you when i was 13 because you were the oldest transgendered person i knew and i wanted to ask if you could help pick out my name and i remember very clearly you said the names of 3 different overwatch characters slightly changed (ana, hannah, and lucy) and i want you to know its been 4 years coming up on 5 and i still go by lucy 😐 hope this rocks your entire world and i really like the name and will probably keep it forever but it haunts me that its based on lucio overwatch. thanks for your time.

holy shit

[thealmightytrashrat]

Priority passes are a fucking joke.

[sharkaiju]

Roadhog: If you can read my shirt then the bitch fell off.

Junkrat, picking himself up off the road: I’m the bitch.

[ow-anteater]

Gonna start a self ship blog just to indulge the intense urge to imagine Reinhardt Wilhelm offering to assemble IKEA furniture while I lounge on the sofa and enjoy the sight of him I spontaneously developed over the last hour of fist fighting two Hyllis

[ow-anteater]

I think they should just start putting more unexplained magic in overwatch. Just - fully fuck it. Hanzo and Genji control dragons, Ana sometimes gets visions from the future (though mostly mundane), Rein has Bigfoot on speed dial, Doomfist knows telekinesis. Mei is still very much into the scientific method but also she sometimes levitates

[thealmightytrashrat]

BEEEETTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOO ugly sobbi g

[deadbeatmaker]

making art is just like showering………can’t get up and do it, can’t stop when you’ve started. you want to crawl out of your skin if you don’t do it often enough. everything in the world is the exact same

[sketchyspirit]

the og science babes

[ow-anteater]

‘I hope OW2 brings new people to the fandom’, they say, not knowing they are conjuring a beast: foul and all consuming, the wrath of which will wash over us all. The Final One, the heralded one, the one to finally complete the trifecta and join the ranks of its two brothers; White Lúcio and Feminist Junkrat

[thealmightytrashrat]

I'm. I'm sorry. What the fuck is feminist Junkrat. White Lucio? What. Why. How. Who. Where. (I've only been in the fandom 4 years and 'active' in the community for 2 what the hell is going on)

[thealmightytrashrat]

GIVE THEM BACK YOU MONSTERS

GIVE ME BACK DISCOUNT JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG

GIVE ME BACK MYLO AND CLAGGOR YOU MONSTERS

[ow-anteater]

Actually, I think the only OW headcanon that matters is ‘during and leading up to the golden years, every member of original overwatch spent so much time collecting the skill-sets to get legally clarified as superhuman that most of them know/remember fuck-all about ‘basic adulting’ except for Rein who could, in a pinch, bake you a mean sour dough bread’

[thealmightytrashrat]

Rein is just a dad that happens to be impossibly jacked and tall

[wellthebardsdead]

Guys. Guys! GUYS!! PANIC!!!

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CALL MCREYES NOW?! MCREAPER?! MC76!? WHAT DO WE DO?!

[thealmightytrashrat]

Creaper.

[thealmightytrashrat]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING

ROADHOG WOULD HAVE STRETCH MARKS

carry on.

[ow-anteater]

Two moods:

Thinking about Jack Morrison with a strongly aquiline nose

Thinking about Gabriel Reyes with a prominent nose bump

[thealmightytrashrat]

Bro I just want some Mer rein.

Just a little. I want to see rein as a mermaid. I want to read Rein as a mermaid. That's all I want. That's what I want for Christmas this year.