just hanging onto this url

[thealwaysangel]

SO ALEX AND I NEVER ACTUALLY BROKE UP? WE'VE JUST BEEN IN RELATIONSHIP LIMBO ALL THESE YEARS? MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN A MISTRESS THIS WHOLE TIME?

HOW DID WE FORGET ABOUT THAT PART OF THE PROCESS?

[cactipresident]

So I threw a gold (yet sadly inedible) apple into my cousin Brianna's sleepover last week. Well, really, I walked in and told them that some hot guy came to the door and said to give it to the prettiest girl in the room. The results were unexpected.

 I am now curious as to those results.

[cactipresident]

Mason, do you realise what this edible spray paint means? I can paint an apple gold, write 'to the fairest,' on it, and throw it into a teenage girl's sleepover!

OH MY GODWENEED TO DOTHIS

THE CHAOS AND HELL THAT WILL BREAK LOOSE  

IS ASTRONOMICAL.

[cactipresident]

 *Face desks*

[cactipresident]

TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU'RE THE VERY BEST BUT CONSUMED IN SHIPPING DOOM TRYING HARD TO KILL THE MOGARES SETHSON IS GONE OH THANK THE GODS THAT'S THE TRUTH IT IS ANGELPRESIDENT IS SO CANON ANGELPRESIDENT NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY THEY CAN'T SINK IT, NO

 IF you can tell, hannah is happy about us becoming cannon.

you try to sink it

i try to kill you, kay?

kay

[cactipresident]

HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLO DAVE FEELS

NO HANNAH

DON’T DO THIS TO ME

[cactipresident]

DON'T THINK ABOUT HOW HE LOST THE ONLY FAMILY HE HAD. OR HOW HE WAITED THREE YEARS TO MEET SOMEONE THAT COULD'VE BEEN A HALLUCINATION, FOR ALL HE KNEW. AND DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM TELLING JOHN WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A COOL KID.

HANNAH

STAHP

[cactipresident]

Ohmygod. I'll have you know Satan thinks I'm just fine.

….

that isn’t a good thing hannah

[askthesuperwholockgang]

May I just say that Myan isn't real? Neither is Sethson. Or Mogares. Now, AngelPresident, that's some cannon stuff. -Anon Who Ships AngelPresident

 *raises eyebrow and takes  out a piece of paper* This is  you ,thealwaysangel, isn’t it?-Silent and forgotten!Mod

[askthesuperwholockgang]

OHMONDIEU SHE DIDN'T. MOIST FIRES?

SHE DID

DOESN’T IT LOOK KICKASS?!

[askthesuperwholockgang]

*Runs onto battlefield, screaming* NOT MY PRINCESS, YOU FLOOZIE!

Angel? ANGEL GET OUT OF HERE YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED!…. did you just call her a floozie?-Mod

[askthesuperwholockgang]

YES I CALLED HER A FLOOZIE. I'VE BEEN WATCHING GREASE, OKAY. THEY CAN'T KILL ME, I'M YOUR ONLY FEMALE LOVE INTEREST. I'M PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE.

sweetheart, remember that one time I was shipped with mabes? or kerrie? Stills shipped with kerrie I think.  I love you but I don’t think AOR cares much about love interests.-Mod

[askthesuperwholockgang]

 no! I actually need that dresser it holds my… i actually have no idea what it holds. It kinda just holds everything….

 but i’m you dork, love.

 My dresser is right next to my bed. we think I just moved the right way combined with sometimes acting out my dreams, I whacked my head on the corner, resulting in the cut needing the stitches.. All kinds of fun.

[askthesuperwholockgang]

….. i hate you all

[thealwaysangel]

@cactipresident Kersongel was a thing?

[askthesuperwholockgang]

 good squeeze like a hug

or bad squeeze like i’m going  to kill you

[askthesuperwholockgang]

Hello my wonderful friends!!

I know it's been a while but I have a wonderful surprise!

So I imagine most of you remember Hannah, my lovely girlfriend from when I was 15 or her username thealwaysangel.

Well angel made a super special item!!!

It's an angel president sticker!!!!

With an Abe lincoln beard!!!!

You can find it here if you want to see it, I know for shit sure I'm buying a couple.

[askthesuperwholockgang]

WOAH WOAH HOLD THE PHONE. Are you and thealways angel actually going out? Like, actual girlfriends? THAT'D BE SO CUTE OMYGOD

yep

like actual girlfriends

and we are cute. well she’s cute so she fixes the scales and makes the whole relationship cute and adorable as all hell.