Hoes Wish They Where Me

[theangryfool]

Hey guess it’s me again what’s a humane way to get rid of 3-8 1 foot tall goblins. I don’t hate them but they have gotten in the house and I can’t for the life of me get them out. I have tired all the normal stuff like putting spiders in the hair saying there name and even pretending to be one and follow them home. I fear that they are very smart and have caught on to my plans. So any ideas will be VERY appreciated.

[theangryfool]

It’s so jover for them

[theangryfool]

Some people are like I can fix him idiotic I will make him worse I am like a reverse therapist or emo girls I can and will make him a more spiteful and angry person!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

I have begun walking to Toronto.

Heh. Google maps underestimates the speed of my Joker Feet

[segamascott]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[lachonk]

I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

[charyou-tree]

Yeah, I don’t know what Freud was thinking, but Oedipus very much did Not want to fuck his mom. He spent the entire play trying to avoid that, and then gauged out his eyes when he learned that he had anyway.

[lachonk]

I think Freud was too caught up with the fantasy of fucking his mom to appreciate the themes of the story tbh

[its-the-freak-phone]