Welcome to the Anomalous Bakery

Hello welcome to The Anomalous Bakery the only place that serves up cosmic horrors for breakfast right next to waffles

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The shipper in me been calling to me like the green goblin mask and I think ima have to cave

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Lowkey wanna learn Russian phonetically so I can sing along to all the Russian songs I like

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Why is gotta be a guy I wanna wear pretty elegant dresses

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Just started watching MHA and as someone who's a really big fan of romance anime I can tell you rn that bakuygo is a tsundere

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Holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit holy fucking shit THE THEORIES WERE TRUE

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can't wait for the new chapter to get animated in like 30 years purley so I can hear Enjins VA pronounce that monster of a name

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Wouldn't be suprised if Corvus was the holder of the 6th watchman series as each of the items match with one of the 5 human senses and a 6th sense is associated with a sort of supernatural knowledge of what's to come and the like and Corvus seems to have this based on the fact that he is accociated with knowledge (being leader of the cleaners an organization meant for solving the mysteries of the world) and the weird eye tattoo that could be linked to a sort of future sight (based off of what he told semui when he asked her to look into the future) also the fact that he knows something big is coming like he has a 6th sense also the fact that nobody knows about his jinki and its being kept as a mystery it all honestly lines up way to well at least in my eyes

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I've just been pushing the satosugu agenda on my straight white friend ever since he got me into jjk and now I think he regrets his life choices

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Item: The Secret Gem Rarity: ✶ Rare

Most underrated video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

A small indie game I found while existing on the internet known as Rabbit Hole

You play as a lesbian and it has roguelike mechanics its pretty fun would recommend

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

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Since pomni at one point wore jax's skin and we now know what he looks like without it does that mean whilst pomni was doing her shadow Bonnie cosplay jax was just walking around looking like

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I like how Caine and AM are opposites

Caine is unable to fulfill his programming no matter what he does (make people happy with adventures and have fun)

AM can do nothing but fulfill his programming (cause mass suffering as effectively as possible because he's a war machine)

And how the ability and inability to fulfill said programming causes both to suffer and eventually bites them in the ass (Caine dying and AM being trapped by his anger and want to cause suffering because he refused to let Ted die)

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Caine lowkey had big abusive dad energy ngl

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Getting back into anime lowkey having me realize I have been technically watching "adult" shows for years despite not being that demographic

I am really big fan of slice of life, romance, and generally cozy anime which fun fact many are considered seinen anime which are targeted toward adult men

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They need to stop naming shows after words

I am getting increasingly tired of looking up words and seeing some show I do not care about

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Yall ever think about the possibility that when tourists get a tattoo in another language like Chinese or smth and it translates to gibberish there might be a chance that it's actually intentional and an inside joke between friends and not just some stupid tourists getting something because it looks cool and then the internet makes fun of them?

*insert a man who thinks all the time quote*

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Gonna try mastering the art of appearing tired enough to kill a man who ticks me off but not to the point ever get more than mildly concerned