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inkjetprint

sweet dreams

stevencharleston

shmegel

OP posted it!

superpika1of4

That was so much worse than expected

jerrylandis

I think it’s time we examine the inherently damaging gender biases in “male wife” and “girl boss.” Is he your male wife because he’s weak and flimsy, weakness being a female trait? Is she your girlboss because she’s strong willed, and because bosses are mjdjcivkxncbKIDDING can you fucking imagine LOL

5-and-a-half-acres

August and November.

cedar-glade

absolute masterpiece !

angelicguy

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

angelicguy

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

everythingfox

(via)

fluffygif

Kitty can’t even believe the scritches

preheatedmemory-deactivated2024

Oh god I’m the gay cousin

gallusrostromegalus

#I’m#one of like 8#but I was the first one to come out#the rest of them waited#like when the rest of the water buffalo watch the first one cross the river#to see if any crocodiles show up#y’all are WELCOME Tags by @vampireapologist

This contrasts HILARIOUSLY to my Coming out story, in which my sister called a family meeting, talked about how much she loved all of us, came out as Asexual, and had a literal powerpoint presentation on what that was and how it effected her, and there was a lot of love and support and hugs all around and “Wow this describes your great uncle and two of your aunts to a T this proably runs in the family.” and all around really positive expirience.

then my dumb ass goes “Wait did I tell you guys I’m Bi or did I just imagine that conversation really hard?”

Sister: “NO YOU DID NO- ARE YOU PIGGYBACKING ON MY COMING OUT??”

Me: “Sorry lmao”

Sister: “ARE YOU KIDDING? I’VE BEEN REHARSING THIS FOR MONTHS, I MADE A FUCKING POWER POINT!! AND YOU?? FORGOT???”

Me: *laughing too hard to breathe now*

Sister: *lovingly throwing a couch cushion at me* I WANT A 5000 WORD ESSAY ON BISEXUALITY AND AN ORAL PRESENTATION AT DINNER TOMORROW!!