The Art of Cheek Clapping

I used to troll women on OK Cupid with ridiculous messages. Then I got banned. I now troll men on Plenty of Fish after realising this was ten times more hilarious. Adding new ones all the time. Email me: [email protected]

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Didn't see this coming.

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Wining and Dining.

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Coated in a layer of vaginas.

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What's your favourite sexaul prison?

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The Scream.

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AMA.

There's an ask me anything button at the side there, feel free to fire me some questions.

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Spelling Lessons with Jessie (Part 2)

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Barbie.

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Well that'll work.

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Post 9/11 Trauma.

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Red Flags.

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Literally cannot stop laughing.

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Bonobo Syndrome.

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Wow.

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Swing and a miss.

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Jessie channels the power of Ronnie James Dio.

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Origins.