caffeine and chaos

the musings of a rather theatrical entity trying to survive in college

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theatre-gremlin]

me watching figure skating, knowing i’m already around the same age as some of the best skaters in the world

[saiyaman-deactivated20231010]

i get this but also two men of color won for screenplay this year which i would argue is more important than a white woman winning for an adaptation of little women

[30-minute-memes]

It’s not my revolution, it’s OUR revolution.

[theatre-gremlin]

and the film majors will make it into a bomb-ass movie

(or just sit around being snobs. we’re the worst)

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

There's something so deeply evil about making fun of and blaming regular Chinese people for a virus all while they're the ones suffering through it, dying and losing family members and friends as if the victims created the virus on purpose with their own hands specifically to annoy you like if this had happened in germany or something everyone would be like #prayforgermany #iamparis like i hope you die

[fumblebeefae]

Your dog / cat cannot be vegan and healthy. This is scientific fact. Your opinion and choice to ignore fact is actively spreading misinformation and hurting pets.

[theatre-gremlin]

hi i’m a vegetarian and have been since i was 12. i only got a leopard gecko as a pet because i KNEW i was comfortable with feeding her the diet she needs (live insects). if you are not comfortable with doing that or feeding other pets meat/animal products then GET A PET THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE THOSE THINGS

[theatre-gremlin]

sometimes i think my life is the product of someone going absolutely fucking feral in the sims and i’m just along for the ride.

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[theatre-gremlin]

yeah but you’re still VERY aware of when you’re a loser on tumblr

[theatre-gremlin]

mental illness is just getting continuously vibe checked by your own brain

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[theatre-gremlin]

you mean people didn’t learn the code for bananas on like their first day?

[parkchanwoohoo]

you ever talk to someone and instantly realize that they don’t view themselves as a person, they view themselves as “The Protagonist,” and they don’t view you as a person either, but as “Extra #2 (Used in Backstory Exposition)” or “Background Character #8 (Dialogue: “Whoa, that thing you can do is really cool”)

[parkchanwoohoo]

and like, it’s so painfully obvious when you say something “off-script” to their bizarre fantasy wherein you just exist to ask more and more probing questions so that they can continue to monologue to an invisible audience. like they have no patience for anything you have to say unless they can use it as a springboard for some quip

[theatre-gremlin]

why is this the entirety of that one discord server

except they’re all protagonists and i’m the only extra. i wonder why.

[theatre-gremlin]

one of these days i just need to accept the fact that no one cares about me and start giving a shit about myself for once

[shedidntevenswear]

listen i love greta thunberg i really do like what an icon BUT i think it’s absolutely ridiculous that she, a literal child, is being made to be the face of stopping climate change. and she obviously thinks its ridiculous too. i’ve seen so many adults in power talking about how inspirational she is and everything, and then pretty much just stop there. it is EMBARRASSING that the 4.5 billion people over the age of 30 on earth right now are looking to one teenager to fix the problems they created. it’s not inspirational, it’s pathetic. Greta has to be so extremely aggravated with the amount of attention and lack of actual action from policymakers, because I sure am. 

[salty-inc]

I made a little crown to put on ur selfies. Click to see it.

Tag my Instagram if you use it and want to show me (@ jo.altmaier) I’d really love to see it!

[salty-inc]

I put it on my dog.

[hisshissreadamotherfluffingbook]

here i put it on my cat!

[salty-inc]

[latent-rain]

My birds stolen it!

[soupnspace]

letting my bun borrow it rn hope that is okay

[salty-inc]

A BABY!!!

[gingerlovesio]

I present

Potato thief and asshole

[theatre-gremlin]

baby loaf

[asteroidarsonist]

say what you want about soul eater but NOTHING properly conveys the same emotion as the face people make after interacting with excalibur

[stellarseeming]

[theatre-gremlin]

me after those customers i had at work

[theatre-gremlin]

if your family doesn’t have a family cryptid then wyd

[theatre-gremlin]

a+ studying tip maybe

so i know people tell you to put things into your own words when you’re taking notes and in general that’s a great idea but sometimes it just isn’t gonna happen. and that often doesn’t come to me when i’m taking a difficult studio production class with a shitload of terminology to remember.

if you can’t figure out a way to rephrase something, literally write the quote into your notes. it saves you a lot of time if there’s a lot of terminology to remember, and it’s better to just have the damn notes down rather than agonize over how to phrase them.

[samgiddings]

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.