Your resident squirrel girl

I got my degree with a heaping side of student loans. She/her. You can call me Dani!

[prophicc]

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[danidoodels]

timbin and his brother shaped pillow

[partywithponies]

The number one funniest example of people inventing bullshit reasons ships they don't like are "problematic" that I've ever seen was people calling Brienne of Tarth and Jaime Lannister "like siblings".

Fam.

Have you forgotten the number one most notable trait about Jaime Lannister.

[partywithponies]

ASGDJFKXJDJXJXH

[nohelan-img]

Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:

[strangehorse]

who’s the most traitorous bastard in your body? mine is probably my deltoid muscle 

[fleshanimal]

A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move

I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!

[fleshanimal]

seeby

[depsidase]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[woolandflax]

[hazelsmazecave]

[highlandvalley]

The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public… https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967

[kendrixtermina]

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

[prismatic-bell]

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

[catchymemes]

[frownyalfred]

Bruce lowering his voice and calling Clark Kal-El send tweet

[frownyalfred]

[inverted-typo]

Can’t stop won’t stop

[mikheevanora-deactivated2025062]

you come to me on my scheduled hair wash day

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[fleshdyke]

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

[fleshdyke]

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple