[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

always

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[bunniope]

whys the last half of this post tea-stained like a pirate map

[elymaiis-deactivated20250925]

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

[sixtynineinchnails]

[dillyt]

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

[wizard-email]

[memewhore]

[myfaveisnormal]

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

[mossdftba]

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[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[bigscaryd]

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

[redwaltz]

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

[corporationkills]

listen....please. i am extremely small. you must understand this

[funnytwittertweets]

[magikonch]

[niggazinmoscow]

THIS RIGHT HERE

[afronerdism]

You guys are dangerously close to realizing specifically what kinds of people they keep from voting and why.

[molothoo]

I want to drill this into everybody’s head:

The United States of America has the highest prison population in the world

Black Americans and Latin people make up the majority of this population (many of whom are non-violent offenders)

Federal Prisons in America require that their state keeps their prisons at a maximum occupancy at all times.

The 13th amendment did not entirely abolish slavery…just one form of it. It remains legal through industrial prison system

[scretladyspider]

Oh and we have privatized prisons which allow companies to actually make money off of keeping people incarcerated 

[dantalaois]

[barbidreamdumpster-deactivated2]

pushing bi people to give up their ID in favour of pan/multi/whatever, is demanding that they alienate themselves from a community that is already hard to find and a history that is already erased because you have a rudimentary understanding of etymology and can’t stand the fact that bi, in this instance, does not necessarily mean 2

a word is not more important than our safety and asking us to cut ourselves off from what minimal resources we have to better fit within your understanding of language is such a disgusting, fucked up thing to do

shut the fuck up and leave bi people alone.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

The CDC says you have to get under this blanket with me. It's fucking dire

[ingridverse]

The CDC says there's only one bed

[mage-mahariel]

[ok-dingo]

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[anxietyproblem]

[sometimesdesperate]

Van Gogh actually painted Starry Night while receiving treatment in a hospital for his depression. In fact, most, if not all, of his most successful paintings were done while he was receiving treatment of some sort. When he wasn't, he often couldn't bring himself to get out of bed at all, let alone paint.

A bit oversimplified perhaps, but the upgrade you're looking for is likely treatment.

[pseudomantis]

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

[lizlemondyke]

people really get on this site and say anything

[pseudomantis]

Are you mad at me