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Currently really inactive here atm 21 (2/3) Yes, I take writing requests

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Main: @vriedoodlez (<Currently really inactive there)​ This blog is currently inactive HOST!! Call me HOST. Nothing more, nothing less. kindly

- Other things are posted here rather than main -block FREELY - I store my thoughts and random shit here (Most importantly, I put my funni fanfics here. Mostly x reader and a shitton of headcanons) (I write this stuff for others and only rarely for my own self-indulgent) - Requests are always opened unless stated otherwise!

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why bro sneaking up like a scooby doo villain 😭💀

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FNAF (2023) + text posts

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I posted a new story y’all https://archiveofourown.org/works/46662589

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So I made a yandere au for Bob Velseb of Spooky Month.

So the jist of it, is I call it the “possession au”. (Or possible alternatives like the “inner demon au”)

The idea is that the cult has more than one kind of supernatural amulet, essentially giving them a few extra supernatural tools for growing the influence of the cult.

One of these alternate tools, is a two part amulet that let’s someone posses the body of their target. Which the cult uses to infiltrate places of existing power and control people like politicians and big business owners.

Though the nature of the possession isn’t like detaching your mind to control someone, it’s way more body horror than that.

It’s more like sharing a body. Being able to hide your actual physical body in another person. Almost like a venom symbiote situation, but without turning into goo.

Bob intends to exploit the effects of this to become literally inseparable from the target of his affections.

And also being able to do a lot of really horny things with some of the in between states from being able to body swap between him and his target.

The au mostly allows for Bob to do absorption vore, but it’s got versatility and plenty of horror themes beyond that as a narrative concept.

Bob can also use this to hide in public. Either to accomplish his own goals through taking full control, or to be a passenger and basically stalk his target from the inside. (Plus all the anxiety inducing effects that could involve for the possessed target, cus they’d be literally walking around with a cannibal murderer that could pop out at any time.)

When in agreement and working together though, this being able to shift back and forth between two people, or split and rejoin, can actually be a pretty formidable skill.

Almost like a Banjo and Kazooie situation. Having different sets of skills and different strengths and weakness. And being able to stretch out their stamina by having one person active while the other takes a break.

As it says in the images, the current target of Bob’s yandere affections is just a placeholder person. Yall are free to use the concept as you like either with your own oc’s or whatever.

I put some more thoughts on it under the readmore.

Keep reading

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More crack Bob headcanons- Yippiee

Oh hell yeah! ROUND UH.....three!!! 

Reminder that these are headcanons and aren’t meant to take seriously! :) Everyone has their own headcanons and chose to believe what they want for a character!

Anyway! Enjoy these silly headcanons! ^^

- Gets distracted rather easily- like bro can be about to murder someone and then whoop- WHAO CANDY!! NOMNOMNOMNOM

- Sure he has a sweet tooth for candy but- he despies smarties (he has seen and witness middle schooler snoot that shit up like its cocaine

- Big fan of rock music. Like when he was in middle school, dawg was the emo band kid IT SHOWS CAUSE HE STILL WEARS EYELINER AND SHIT

- Yes guys- ik he tried to murder Skid and Pump, but despite that, they are his favorites. Don't care if they have parents already. He is their adoptive father

- Clearly doesn't know how friendship works (I am so sorry John and Kasin

- He's like a cat, will run off on all fours if you threaten him with a lemon.    That shit gave him ptsd/j

- Hates brats honestly- if the parent hasn't taught them better, he'll do it himself

- Used to have pet wolves but got them taken away when he went to funni jail- appearntly shotgun has them/j

- Tea. Tea calms the nerves. Y u m

- Can't help to speak what's on his mind. Like, will say the most unhinged thing "If i were to stab myself and it hurts..does that mean i'm weak.." "I realized that my tail is strong enough to strangle someone to death"

- BACK TO HIM BEING A BAND BOI. 100% played the guitar. Still has it- probably can still play it

- Used to have blond hair but dyed it black/hj

- Ah yes. He has a doctor degree...i wonder if he uses it for good....He's banned from most hospitals ...He uses it for good....right Bob....

- ....His favorite rock bands was "Lynyrd Skynyrd"...

- Messy organized. Don't move shit in his room >:( it's organized the way his brain wants it to be

- ................possible fear of cars   w tf

- "Why so serious? Put a SMILE on that FACE of YOURS" "Smile, because it confuses people. That'll never know yer next move"

-  100% had longer hair as a kid. Why was he such a band kid

- Every person he has killed, the names of them were written down in a book and how he killed them, where they were killed, born, history etc

THATS ALL!! BYE BYE!!

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so! i heard your taking requests for bob x reader! BOY DO I HAVE A LOT!!! ok here's one i've been wanting the most!! but haven't had the time to make it myself, bob x reptilian featured reader!

reader has scales only on their neck and some on their legs, a large snake tail, medium size claws for hands, enlonged elf ears, can stick to walls, and have increased human abilities! such as smell, hearing, etc! but im sure you got the jist. :) this is a long one, i hope you don't mind! i'm so very excited to see! also the scenario is that reader accidentally startled bob when scaling the wall to get something they can't reach. but it can be whatever you want!

Y E S >:) I got you bro! Also! Really love that idea, don't think i've seen anyone do it before! (IM REALLY SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT-)

(I hope this is how you wanted it ^^")

Enjoy !

It was currently midnight and you were unable to sleep. How exciting! You had to be somewhere later on today and yet you couldn’t relax enough to sleep. Perhaps you should go make some tea to calm your nerves. You had read somewhere that it helped!

Finally getting out of your bed and making your way down the hall, you made your way to the kitchen. But little did you know, you weren’t alone. In fact, there was someone in your bedroom, whatever it was would have attacked but you had gotten up. Who might that be though? None other than Bob Velseb. You yourself never really watched the news so you never heard of him...nor knew he was in your house...Yet, you could feel that someone was watching you but just shook it off. You took it as you just being really tired that you were starting to feel things that probably weren't truly there.

You just went to the kitchen, trying to reach for the tea that was located above the sink cabinet but you weren't being very successful in your task. You sighed, your large scale-like tail swagging to the side before you put your hands on the wall beside the sink and started to climb up a bit to be able to reach the cabinet.

The murderer that was behind you in question was now able to see that you were half covered in scales. This threw him off a bit which made you quickly notice him, making you fall onto the ground. You knew him. You knew this killer all too well. It was Bob.

And he somehow made his way into your house..But the killer didn't seem that scary at the moment. You stared at his confused yet surprised expression until it hit you. You had forgotten you barely went outside, so people barely saw you. And when you did go out, you'd make to cover yourself so no one really saw how you had scales and a tail.

You should be scared but you couldn't help but chuckle at the murderer's reaction to you. Your chuckling must have knocked Bob out of the little confused state he was in because he soon quickly tried to attack you, but you were quicker than him and moved out of the way of danger

It was funny that he got mad at you for laughing at him but you honestly couldn't help it

But anyway! You hid somewhere you knew he wouldn't find you.

......

Yep. That's right. On the ceiling.

There was no way he'd even think to look up to you. You kept your tail in between your legs as you clung to the ceiling with your claws

And you were right. It seemed he looked for you for about half an hour before deciding to give up and leave. He seemed so frustrated when he couldn't find you. Might have gone to go after someone else for prey but hey! You were off the hook...

For now...

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im insane don't look at me

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Crack Bob headcanons

OK SO- HI I DID NOT THINK MY LAST POST WOULD GET A LOT OF ATTENTION HONESTLY- Those they had requests from me- i promise to get em done <3 also happy funny new years- i bring you more headcanons i made of this man

Enjoy <3

Aromantic Bob makes me happi

He can't count - not a big fan of math either. In fact, he despises. WHOS IDEA WAS IT TO ADD LETTERS WITH NUMBERS???

Hates vegetables by themself- it's disgusting- Bleh

He wants to own a pet but isn't sane enough to have one or even take care of it

ZOOMIES- JUST RANDOM BURST OF ENERGY OUT OF NO WHERE

Probably has rabies- no one knows why he's drools a lot and why it's so much...

Sometimes keeps something from his victims that he has either eaten or killed- rather it being a name tag- something they love (objects like uhhhh...idfk- stuff animals??? sheeettt

He 100% has ADHD

I feel like Bob would have a tattoo for some reason...not saying where or what it is...My thinking was that he was given one without knowing

Happy fella and Bob have a cat and dog like relationship - Happy fella is like that one annoying kid that Bob can't kill

If Bob likes ya- romantically or platonically - either works - he'd probably bring you dead animals like a cat does

Bob also loves fruit- kiwi bring his top favorite

Please don't touch his tail- it's the most sensitive spot on him especially his horns

NEED A HAND??? YA GOT IT- He will literally give you a hand Mmm yes- he takes things- everything quite literally

Please stop trying to tame him- He's like a large wild cat- one you cannot simply tame

LOVES NATURE- But if the wolves have beef with him- he's will attack bac k

The king of dad jokes

Sometimes doesn't like being very verbal and will growl, hiss at people

Please do not give him a task that involves remembering certain things- doesn't have the best memory- mostly remembers things by land marks or things they will trigger his memory to remember it

COLLECTION OF SHINY THINGS

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Bob Velseb Headcanons

Howdy there- just some headcanons i came up for this funni cannibal boi- I take requests btw! (Currently writing a cool x reader series for this dood :]) This also includes x reader stuff too! 

Hope you enjoy <3

I know a lot of people say it’s either face paint or a mask but i like to think he’s an actual demon! A human demon hybrid. I also like to think he can switch between being a human or demon or sometimes appears human with the lil devil horns :)

Bob uses He/him and it/its pronouns! 

He has a lil devil tail that’s very slim and long. With a very sharp end tip!

Bob has fangs, like sharp around his canines and towards the front as well. His front sharp teeth can be seen more when he smiles

He clawed like hands may look scarred and rough but they are soft to the touch! You could even just melt into his touch. Sometimes he wears bandages around his hand because he often doesn’t like the scars he has on them

Bob has a large liking for sweaters (Clearly!) And turtle necks. Sometimes you even like to steal them while he’s out. They surely are comfortable and cozy, especially during the winter

Bob’s favorite session is fall and winter! He loves how the colors of nature change color while winter slowly comes in the pretty white snow

I like to think he has split personalities. You can tell when he switches between them, there’s his calm, sweet one and then there’s the murderous, blood lust, crazed one! The other personality refers to as ‘Devil’ and you can tell when he switches by the eyes color. Bob’s eye color is usually a dark brown while ‘Devil’s’ is cyan

Bob adores cuddling with you. Since he’s a large guy so it makes it even better for you! Laying on top of him is the best honestly

If your a baker, Just know you’ll have his full support on your dreams of getting better! Hell, he’s your number fan

You know Bob is a cannibal, that’s really how you two met! However, you knew him way back when his restaurant was still open. You knew something was off when he’d tell you those creepy facts but never knew he’d be a full on serial killer. A cannibal for that matter! Since then, you been keeping them there since he’s wanted. You even tried many times to get his craving for human flesh under control by giving him candy. But there are times when he tends to bite you just to get a taste of your blood

Someone’s making you feel down? He’s on it. He won’t tell you however you’ll know he has killed someone because of his cyan crazed eyes.

Devil, well, it’s quite hard to tame him. It won’t attack you however it’s very violate. You sometimes have to hide in your room in order to not get in the way of it’s anger.

Devil can be held back with meat though. It could be from an animal or human as long as it’s fresh and hasn’t been frozen.

Both Bob and Devil love headpats, head scratches, and just you playing with his hair/horns and all

He doesn’t like it when you are upset. He tries everything in his power to make you happy

Hope you enjoyed these headcanons! 

I will accept x reader requests! It can be from other characters as well

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Hi- imma just post these here 

Yes, Were gonna ignore how i don’t wanna put this on my main

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Kokushibo (but as a father) headcanons

omg- hi- hi i got this ask so long ago- IM SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT- i haven’t used tumblr in so long- this is due to me not using my main like that as well- but i’ll try to keep this account alive cuz im built like a box of gram-crackers anyway!! this is the kool father koku headcanons- hope you love it ^^ i also forgot how much i love doing these <3

First off, Kokushibo is a very supportive father. Doesn’t matter what you do or want to do, you have his full supportive and he’s there for you with every step of the way. Rather it is you becoming a uppermoon with him or not.

He’s very over-protective. You are almost always by his side, rather being in the infinite castle or when he’s on a ‘mission’ of some short, you are hardly left alone. Mainly because he doesn’t trust Douma nor Akaza- or any of the other demons to watch you properly

Honestly, he’d probably spoil you. Not during teen years but as a baby - and just under the age of 14. 

Kokushibo is that one father who is quite hard to anger. When you two are ‘training’ (If you decide to want to learn how to use a blood demon art or something), he’s very patient when you can’t do certain things

He isn’t a controlling dad- no- he wants you to be happy and do what you do best- He doesn’t wanna ever come off clingy and controlling

Like any other dad, he does want whats best for you, however won’t force things on you if you don’t want to do it- it’s just that

This man is filled with so much wisom- like, if you ever need to know something- just ask him

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howdy ho! i’m back with some more headcanons for funni wind man becuz i luv himmmm   bby boii! not many but, enjoy ^^

sanemi trying to be nice is strange to him which is why he shows how he feels through touch love or something kyogo (nemi’s dadd) dyed his hair black- ain't no way nemi is the only one with white in the family.  Sanemi is always causing some kind of trouble and Kanae has to deal with it Nemi may seem aggressive most of them time, but he’s a real sweetheart- he adores animals. Ferrets, cats, dogs. You name it

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Sanekana headcanons

i stole these from my friend, oliver-

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Sanemi Headcanons

Howdy-- i have fallen down the demon slayer hole once again

and i now feel comfortable sharing my headcanons for characters i like-

so i decided to do some for sanemi since i somehow kin him and hes a comfort character (idk- its always the crazy/odd characters i find comfort in and kin-- help-)

hope ya enjoy these :3

might do some for douma or enmu next ! or whatever character I feel like making headcanons for! (you guys can request stuff if ya want!! ^^”)

He's..an artist. He makes music (Yes. i feel like he’d be a singer or somethin’) or creates art in his own creative way..when no one is around though. He wants people to fear him and not think hes a big softie.

I like to think Sanemi has a real soft spot for animals. He always wanted a cat or ferret. He especially really likes big cats like Maine coons. Dogs however, he’s not a big fan of them but would get a dog if not a cat or ferret.

Sanemi has anger issues (Clearly) And this sometimes gets him in trouble with Shinobu. He ends up either breaking mirrors or punching holes in the wall. This is a reason why he is banned from the butterfly mansion. Sanemi doesn’t like people touching his hair but Kanae and Kyojuro are an acception. Mainly cause he trusts them more.  Sanemi can and will growl at someone. Kinda like a dog. He hisses, barks (rarely) when angered. Sanemi likes the sound of rain. It’s calming to him. Sanemi uses He/They/It pronouns! (Not explaining why just think he would use those :3) Besides Sanemi being a big asshole and being the whole “tough guy” act, he’s afraid of thunder. Yes he might like rain but if it’s thundering out, he’s most likely cowering in a corner. When Sanemi feels comfortable, he will most likely be purring! It’s his own way of showing that he trusts someone! (This rarely happens!) He has..horrible eyesight. Thats it lol Ok so..Sanemi may not feel pain (Clearly seen when he cuts himself in the show) But afterwards he will feel that pain. It’s like it won’t bother him at first but after a while it will. Sanemi hates treating his wounds and rather them stay honestly. The only person that can get him to treat them is Kanae. If she doesn’t say anything to him about them, then he would probably just let them bleed out.

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SWATCHTON HEADCANONS!!!!

I GOT THIS ASK LIKE- IDK WHEN BUT - AAAAa anyway- heres my dumb hc for the bird dorks. also heads up- my one headcanon is that spamton is some kind of puppet owl..hybrid ...thing- uh (he can also turn into his neo form whenever he wants but it takes up energy) - dw rn cuz i haven't drawn him yet but on my main i will ! (my main - @vriedoodles) any way a uh- idk what else to say ;W; i also have hcs for other ships just - request SOME- AHgfhsde enjoy these dork of birds in love

^ This is how spamton confessed/hj

Anyway...

Spamton was so nervous when confessing to swatch. His stupid glitch tics kept getting in the way only making him blush from the embarrassment. Swatch on the other hand thought it was very sweet and adorable. The fact that spamton brought a rose and confessed to him made their day honestly. Of course, Swatch shared their own feelings for the tiny puppet owl. And- i mean they started dating ya know ;W;

Swatch is 7'10 while spamton is 3'7 (in his neo forms he like- 10′2). So, Swatch often has to help spamton reach for things since (they both live in swatch's house <:D) he could possibly hurt himself trying to climb to it.

While both of them like working in the color cafe together, Spamton has noticed that sometimes swatch can't say no alot and struggles to ask a rude customer to leave so- Spamton does it for them :D In a rude way of course. If someone was rude to swatch while they're trying their hardest, they get the spamton treatment

While they aren't at the color cafe, Swatch has their own hobby for drawing and often painting! Sometimes they even play chess with seam (Of course jevil and spamton do not get along LMAO-) Spamton however can't stick to one thing. He loves art and all but also he likes to just go to the park and find things that catch his eye. It could be bottle caps- or really anything shiny to him (oh yeah- hes kinda like a crow LOL)

Swatch has notice that spamton acts kind of like a cat. Sometimes he find him sleeping next to a window while theres sunlight shining on him. Spamton also rarely (it happens when hes really stress and when swatch and him are about to go to sleep ;W;) he kneads swatch's chest without even realize it. (Swatch also caught him doing the same with with a pillow)

thanks for coming to my fox talk

*crawls back to my box*

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just a thought

swatch likes getting drawings from children that visit his cafe-