Thebananablog

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Banana made a split decision to share this

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Doesn’t it just feel so great,

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Banana king Tip #69

Whenever you feel sad or the world all seems like too much, go to sleep, sleep it off, it’s what the banana king doesss. It’s like killing your self, but for just the day, then you wake up a whole fresh new banana the next day and hopefully you’ll feel all better then, if not, repeat :)

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Just took a massive shit

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Banana king is currently seeking out a lawsuit for Batman, stealing his “bananananana Banana Kingggg!!”, which “nananana Batman!!” Is clearly a cheapened rip off of.

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Banana king is canonically horny 24/7

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So watch out!

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Some people have been asking what banana kings political views are, and hes, I’m! Here to say I’m strictly communist.

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Banana king is canonically horny 24/7

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Some person came up to me like “hey do this thing” and bro lemme tell ya, I was just like “bana-nahh” straight to their face.

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Bananananananana