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TEXT ✉ B + J

Jasper: Omg. Who is this and how did you get my number

Bertie: take a wild guess

lvcinda-t:

“You mean why are we talking about you when I was the one who asked to come over? When I was the one who wanted to cuddle? When I was the one who kissed you? It’s because I just want to know what’s going through your mind before I even begin to try and explain myself because if I’m being honest, I have no idea what is even going on with me anymore.”

“Can we do this some other time? Honestly, things are just going completely downhill now and I don’t know what to do.”

#c #lvcinda t

TEXT ✉ B + D

Dorcas: A what, now?

Dorcas: Is this one of your Muggle culture references?

Dorcas: Is 21 Jump Street the address to a museum, perhaps?

Bertie: Dorcas you're my favorite

#t #dorcasmeadowcs

TEXT ✉ B + R

Ros: You're trying to use that as pickup line?

Ros: Oh dear god

Bertie: right?

Bertie: my life is a mess

Bertie: and you know how much i hate messes

#t #ravenrosalind

TEXT ✉ B + D

Daisy: that sounds very serious

Daisy: now i feel better about sleeping through my divination test

Bertie: really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?

#t #lemonspells #hello to you too friend

TEXT ✉ B + R

Ros: If a major corporation can fuck up a mission that surely cost a highly significant amount of money then other fuck ups cannot compare

Bertie: but that's kind of a shitty pick up line though

Bertie: because you're implying that whomever you're trying to pick up fucked up

#t #ravenrosalind

TEXT ✉ B + C

Caradoc: DO I HAVE A PLAN FOR TAPPING MARS

Caradoc: OBV

Caradoc: it's just, you know, maybe not fully formed yet

Caradoc: step one is def going to be paying more attention to maths

Bertie: OF COURSE

Bertie: it was silly of me to even ask

Bertie: what does arithmancy have to do with mars though???

#t #caradoc cares not

lvcinda-t:

“Then tell me, what are you doing?” She snapped back. She hated it too. What had they become in such a short time? She should’ve kept her urges at bay. “Hate what exactly? Because you’ve been talking in hypotheticals and been very vague.”

“Why are we talking about me anyway?” He blurted out, after staring at Lucinda in silence. “Why are we talking about me when you were the one who-” Bertie cut himself off before he could finish.