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thebardcreatures

my headmates are making fun of me for caring about my appearance - 🖤

thebardcreatures

I am going to eat all of them - 🖤

#- Dee 🖤

my headmates are making fun of me for caring about my appearance - 🖤

#- Dee 🖤

I miss my sharp teeth :< - 🧣

#- Ralsei 🧣#species dysphoria

remedy-objectified

Rewatched an American Arcadia playthrough and now either we have don't be a fool in our head or somebody loves repeating select parts of it

thebardcreatures

I LOVE that game!!

... I can't actually remember anything about it I just remember really liking American Arcadia - 🧣

remedy-objectified

That's pretty pawggers :3!!! It's an incredibly fun concept :D

thebardcreatures

Yeah! We love Truman Show concepts, especially ones that have their own unique takes. I think I'm gonna rewatch it :] ! - 🧣

remedy-objectified

Heck yeah, have fun!

#friendposting #i think #<- Yes yes yes friendposting :] - 🧣

remedy-objectified

Rewatched an American Arcadia playthrough and now either we have don't be a fool in our head or somebody loves repeating select parts of it

thebardcreatures

I LOVE that game!!

... I can't actually remember anything about it I just remember really liking American Arcadia - 🧣

remedy-objectified

That's pretty pawggers :3!!! It's an incredibly fun concept :D

thebardcreatures

Yeah! We love Truman Show concepts, especially ones that have their own unique takes. I think I'm gonna rewatch it :] ! - 🧣

#- Ralsei 🧣

remedy-objectified

Rewatched an American Arcadia playthrough and now either we have don't be a fool in our head or somebody loves repeating select parts of it

thebardcreatures

I LOVE that game!!

... I can't actually remember anything about it I just remember really liking American Arcadia - 🧣

#- Ralsei 🧣#We watched a playthrough sometime before I was here I believe!

sits down in your inbox

YAUAYAYYAYAY I have collected >:3 - 🌊

#- ocean 🌊

Sittings nearby :]

^^ <3 /p - 🧣

#- Ralsei 🧣

thebardcreatures

I just gracefully fell down to the floor - 🪓

It was very ungraceful and we need water </3 - 🧣

thebardcreatures

Susie only drinks water from the sink and when she does it gets all over our chin... - 🧣

#- Ralsei 🧣

I just gracefully fell down to the floor - 🪓

It was very ungraceful and we need water </3 - 🧣

#- susie 🪓#- Ralsei 🧣

cohoyotee

Couldn't decide between the mouths so I went with both. She's so pretty. They could never make me hate you, Jax. 💜💛

#SO GODDAMN PRETTY #cw caps #- Jaz 💜

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

#<- WHY AM I MIKU LMAOOOOO tysm #<- Just doing my job 🕶️

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

#YAYYYYY while we're at it if you still wanna can.you do me (yellow) and brown #<- Yellow -> Mello -> Near -> Catgirls -> Hatsune Miku #<- brown -> royal gown -> elegancy

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

#axis -> coordinate grid -> the griddy -> brainrot -> zombie -> halloween -> christmas -> santa claus #jaz -> the bee movie -> barry -> berry -> berrisexual -> gay -> pride -> lion -> simba #hopefully these are good #<- OH MY GOD this is better than I ever could have hoped - 🪓

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

#<- LMAO can we do some for yous #<- YEAHYEAHYEAH!! Do Axis and Jaz