Fics and Fuckery

Writing sideblog; I take requests of all sorts and my inbox is always open! Currently Ososan focused. NSFW content is posted here (and I’m over 21), please be aware (that means no minors interacting please). Absolutely NO BLmatsu here!

[thebardisabird]

An Important Message

I hate that I have to reiterate this, but I’ve already had to block a number of people for either being minors or not having their age in their bios where I can see them/find them. Though it is in my about me, plain as day - A reminder: my blog contains NSFW. I WRITE nsfw content - I do not want minors following my blog nor interacting with me, please. I understand I write a lot of SFW content too, but both my SFW and NSFW content are posted in one place together. I’m sorry if this inconveniences anyone, but I’m an adult, you can imagine I’m not entirely comfortable with minors absorbing my adult content. Plus, the characters I currently write for are all adults as well.  I don’t ask for much (and I really hope this isn’t coming off preachy or mean, that’s not my intent 🥲), but I really try to use the honor system with my followers and passerby's since I keep my inbox open at all times and Anonymous on (though I DO look at profiles, especially if you like or reblog my stuff) - please be respectful of me. I love writing ososan content, and I do this for free (unless you want a commission done) because I like to and it’s fun for me, so with all that said: I’m kindly asking minors to leave me be. A minor, of course, being anyone under the age of 18.  Thank you very much for reading. 

Bard

[sil-ky]

context removed but i like how this kara came out hehahe

[looneylamb]

NEW YEAR SAME OLD HYPERFIXATION :]

[midlygay]

ur gonna make it far in life, ichi!

[brofightiscancelled]

[pirapirum]

That fourth season better be good

[thebardisabird]

Honestly what I think I'm interested most in at the moment is what bathing suits/swim trunks they're going to put the guys in this go around. For them being sextuplets and having similar clothing, they get these small details or additions that sets them apart (which like...duh, they've done the whole time), but the swimming attire is one of my favorites.

[yumeora]

Osomatsu-san Season 4 airing in the summer can only mean ONE thing…

[thebardisabird]

slowly defrosts the compartment of my brain where the neet thoughts go

july...

[thebardisabird]

Hello

It’s been a while. I’ve been busy with life and grad school, thus my major absence on here and with my writing - which will probably be a common theme for me, I’m afraid. I hope you all are well & I hope to be a little more active when Season 4 drops.

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

[katememory]

Translation of Q&A from anan magazine Osomatsu san the movie official book

I am not a professional translator, sorry if the translation is not accurate. I will just indicate which parts I am not sure about.

Direct with Osomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Karamatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Wait, would he even go to the movies with me.... I don't know, he's been kind of cold lately. Karamatsu doesn't like me! (laughs)*

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Please continue to feed me. I look forward to working with you.*

Q3 Who do you respect the most among your brothers?

A3 I think it's Ichimatsu-chan. He accurately picks up on details that I don't notice. That's a great talent!

Direct with Karamatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Choromatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 I think an idol movie would be good. As I recall, he dreams of becoming an idol. .....Hmm? Am I wrong?

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 A new motorcycle! A new motorcycle!

Q3 Who do you respect the most out of your brothers?

A3 Oh, I can't say his name. Because he gets carried away too easily! But I can say that he is the reason why I do what I do.

Direct with Choromatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Ichimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 A movie with a happy ending. He's too dark and I'm worried about him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Dad, take care of your health! Don't drink too much!

Q3 Who do you respect most among your brothers?

A3 Basically, no one. But if I had to choose, I'd name my younger brother Todomatsu. He's always socializing with terrible brothers like us (sweat).*

Direct with Ichimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Jyushimatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 We probably wouldn't go to the movies. He likes to watch baseball games.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 I'm very sorry.

Q3 Which of your brothers do you respect the most?

A3 I choose Jyushimatsu. I don't think I can beat him. He's so funny.

Direct with Jyushimatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Todomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Todomatsu knows better about these things than I do, so I'll leave it up to him.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 From now on and from now on! Onegaishimasuuu!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Choromatsu nii-san. He used to be a bit of a jerk, but he's changed lately. He's also smarter than me! If you put it that way, everyone is! (laughs)*

Direct with Todomatsu! Q&A

Q1 If you and Osomatsu-san were to go to the movies together, what movie would you watch?

A1 Any movie with Osomatsu nii-san. It would definitely be interesting.

Q2 What would you like to say to Matsuzo-san and Matsuyo-san?

A2 Repair the house! I'm already at my limit, so hurry up!

Q3 Which of the brothers do you respect the most?

A3 Totty respects Totty. Well, second, I guess, is Karamatsu nii-san. Despite being beaten up so much, he never attacks other people. Why? Is he a Buddha? (laughs)

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*I'm not sure about the accuracy of the translation.

[ichimatsugirlforever]

@mysterygreentea @taramatsu-san @redwylde @thebardisabird @merodythann

[osopine]

[karamatcha]

[thebardisabird]

“non-BL obvs” - what’s wrong with gay guys self-shipping?

Oh when I refer to "non-BL", I mean BLmatsu, because I don't like that genre of shipping in the ososan fandom for personal reasons.

I'm so sorry about that, darling, I should've been more clear! I'm ALLL for people of all orientations self-shipping with the matsus, you go on and get your matsu! (or other adult character!) - that's your boo!

[thebardisabird]

The only reason I knew there was a S4 of Osomatsu released was bc I got an email from My Anime List saying they added it and I was like HUH???? HELLO???? I cant believe it's been almost 9 years since I watched season 1 and it changed my life lmao

I saw that too and I'm actually glad I caught the news earlier that morning because I was in the middle of lunch and I know I would've choked lol

No matter where we are in life, they keep pulling us back lol.

[thebardisabird]

SEASON FOUR?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD BARD YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'RE SOOOO BACK.

LET'S GOOOOOOOO