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Good Morning (a silly little thought)

gn reader x gn whoever

Tiny little slightly naughty fluff ball (325 words)

Warnings: oral while reader is starting to wake. No parts mentioned, nothing more than implied what is happening

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You wake yourself up in the early morning light from having given a little groan. Something feels pleasant yet unexpected as you blink a few times. That's when you realize

You flip the covers off quickly but can't move because they have your thighs pinned down a bit. "What the hell are you doing?" They give you a debaucherous look and slowly pull their head up. You feel your cheeks start to burn with how their mouth is already to starting to get shiny. How long has they been down there already???

You swallow thickly when they give you a tiny kittenish lick and your body jolts. "Hey!" You cry out but they just gives a mischievous little laugh. "You know, usually first thing in the morning I'd like to..." You bite your lip, now spiraling on how you smell, taste, or better yet how they could breathe under the covers like a diabolical scuba diver. 

Noticing your worried expression they tighten their grip on your thighs a bit to get you to come back to here and now. They want you to stop thinking. Stop doubting. They started this because they wanted to. So they raise their eyebrow and smirk. "Are you trying to kink shame me?" Their grin widens when you look surprised and then start trying to back track. You'd never kink shame someone. You don't even understand how that applies to right now but the last thing you'd want... "No, no! I'd..it's just that.." 

But to get you to stop talking, they keep their eyes on yours as they reach back to grasp the cover and slowly pull it back on over their head, disappearing once more. "Oh" you say quietly when they start again and then when a whimper falls out of you, you finally give in a lay back down and leave them to it. "Good...good morning" you weakly say as your eyes flutter closed.

[thebatcave45]

I have decided Bruce was an altar boy before his parents were killed. It's now a head canon and you can't change my mind. That boy oozes Catholic guilt

**the fact I had to edit this from parts to parents is so on brand for me

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Mezco Toyz SDCC Reveal Batman (1989): Series 2

5 Points of articulation.

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Rude!!! It's not just "goon"! It's LAWRENCE!!!!

[night-dawn-day]

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

"Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what's he pullin' down...after taxes?"

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Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

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Who is your favorite Batman?

Adam West

Robert Lowery

Lewis Wilson

Michael Keaton

Val Kilmer

George Clooney

Christian Bale

Ben Affleck

Robert Pattinson

Kevin Conroy

Voting ended onJun 29, 2025

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Selina, this is Bruce Wayne.

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These are gorgeous 😍

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[dchuntress]

batman #609

huntress. after all we've been through, she still fights for my life. so much rage. not sure i ever saw it before. she's better than she knows... but wastes too much energy proving it.