i'm not a hero

[corruptxed]

You break it you buy it.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Cool, another vending machine... that just ate my money. Come on, you stupid, piece of jun -- !

[allegiantstilinski-deactivated2]

Yeah, dude, they’re awesome! Padmé is a total babe.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Did... Scott, which movies did you watch?

[allegiantstilinski-deactivated2]

Then teach me your ways, oh wise Obi-Wan Kenobi, master of sarcasm.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Did you finally watch Star Wars?!

[eqilbert-blog]

You need to lighten up.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

I don't think we're in a situation to use that phrase.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

'Laying down the law suits you.'

Yeah, okay. We're just gonna ignore the presence of actual cops, then.

[toughasxnails-deactivated201405]

It’s been what - four, maybe five months since this all started? If anyone is out there, they’ve definitely noticed but… Stiles, are you okay?

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Then why haven't they done anything?

I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, the constant overwhelming, crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen... I'm fine.

[toughasxnails-deactivated201405]

Stiles… Shut up.

Obviously this plan is ridiculous, but it’s keeping everyone else happy and it’s better than staying in one place. Anyway, whose to say the rest of the world - if it’s there - doesn’t know what’s happening here? Maybe someone even wanted it to happen here. It wouldn’t be that shocking if someone has taken terrorism to the next level. Just sit tight and pray that we’ll find somewhere safe along the way. 

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

If the rest of the world did know what was happening here, wouldn't something have happened by now? America is completely cut off from the world right now -- no phones, no internet, nothing to alert the world that we're here. The world's superpower has literally just stopped. Somebody should have noticed by now.

[ashfleshandbone-deactivated2014]

I’m sure if America was the only one going through this, the whole world would be aware of it. When countries lose contact with an ally, everyone notices.

—It’s risking a lot to drive up there though, especially as we know nothing about how the road ahead looks like. And if Canada isn’t in our same conditions, there’s no guarantee they would let us in, with or without passport. They might have the United States in quarantine and send us back or kill us on sight.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Some sense is spoken at last.

[covchrisargent-blog]

Just.. get some rest, Stiles.

It’s not your job to worry about this. Just let me handle it. We have it taken care of.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

It's not my job? It's as much of my job as it is yours to worry about somehow getting out of this mess alive!

[covchrisargent-blog]

Then stay behind; no one’s forcing you to come. But if you do - keep the snarky comments to yourself.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

There's a million reasons why this plan isn't going to work. Canada could already be infected -- in fact, they could have marshal law instated and we could go to the border and never be allowed entry. Or maybe it's so bad that the border patrols themselves have been turned into walkers. I'm just saying, this ... whatever this is -- it spread fast.

... Ugh. Alright.

Look, here's the deal. It's roughly 300 miles to the International Boundary if we go up through Michigan. But here's the problem -- we'd have to cut through Detroit, which has about, uh, seven hundred thousand people. Considering all of America's media is down, we don't know the situation there, but I'm betting it's pretty bad. We wouldn't be able to get through a city that populated without being spotted, unless you want to go in guns blazing -- which I wouldn't recommend.

But if we go around the Detroit metropolitan area, it almost doubles the distance to the border, but we would be in less populated areas.

[covchrisargent-blog]

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

What?! This plan is insane -- it's over 300 miles to the Canadian border.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Canada? We're going to fucking Canada? Okay, let's say -- for a moment -- that this theory is right and that, somehow, Canada has managed to escape the apocalypse and are living their lives out merrily in complete bliss while we all die.

What about the border? How are we gonna get past that? If Canada is fine, then so should the border. But -- oops! Look at that! We don't have passports! Are they really gonna believe that a couple of kids are trying to get over the border to escape man-eating monsters and the oncoming destruction of humanity?

[monaghxn-deactivated20151103]

Nah… it’s okay. It can wait. Did you want something?

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Um... We got some instant ramen cooked, if you were hungry or somethin'. We made sure Elena stayed away from making it after last night. 

[monaghxn-deactivated20151103]

I’ll say it again; never have I been more thankful for complimentary soap and motel hair dryers.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Hey, Lyd -- Oh. Oh, you're doin' somethin'. Nevermind. I'm just... gonna... yeah...

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

Maybe I should just... stick with the bat.

[allegiantstilinski-deactivated2]

Sorry man. I guess I should leave the sarcastic remarks to you.

[thebatmanofbeaconhills]

No, no, man. Sarcasm is an art form, and like with every art, you must practice to become a master.