Forever Isn't For Everyone, Is Forever For You?

life’s trippy bro

[mixolydia]

multiple ear piercings is the only answer

[thebeesandtheirknees]

[underworldariel-deactivated2021]

Opening a window can change a room, folks. Let the natural air wash away stale feelings.

[thedefectiveblonde-deactivated2]

Colin Firth is a good Darcy because he looks like he’s on the verge of throwing up and immediately sprinting away whenever he’s in a social situation and Matthew Macfayden is a good Darcy because he looks like he’s about cry or pass out whenever he’s in a social situation.

Both are valid. The important thing is that he’s terrified at all times until the third act, so to speak.

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

[thebeesandtheirknees]

LOML (at Cap Hansen's) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0VM28YJbe6/?igshid=1dnxnho6d4wmj

[versacepromises]

good morning i love not being heterosexual

[thebeesandtheirknees]

2 a.m.

[thebeesandtheirknees]

[uwuthority]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Also lay this on me, Followers.

[das-blut]

Talk to me!

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[thebeesandtheirknees]

JUST👏🏻BECAUSE👏🏻A👏🏻PERSON👏🏻IS👏🏻OLDER👏🏻AND👏🏻A👏🏻MAN👏🏻DOES👏🏻NOT👏🏻MEAN👏🏻THEY👏🏻KNOW👏🏻MORE👏🏻THAN👏🏻ME ABOUT👏🏻MY👏🏻JOB. Sorry you don’t like the answer I gave you but asking someone else (that doesn’t work here) isn’t going to change the outcome.

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: me, years from now, wandering through my huge greenhouse. warm sunlight streams in. birds and butterflies and bees and all my favourite plants keep me company. no one disturbs me.

[thirst]

[knowing]

[thebeesandtheirknees]

Us at 10: we’re gonna get one drink and totally be back home by 11.

Us at 3 in the morning:

[exclusivegorgeousgeek]

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"

Me: "Called it"

Therapist: "no"