Eternally Restless

Let’s go on a drive...

[log6]

"you seem like you hate everything" I absolutely do we are living in utterly undignified times this shit is embarrassing at an existential level

[sickinthemezzanine]

[mapleejay]

I understand why they do it but it's so funny when adult cats hiss at kittens that have barely opened their eyes like bro that thing doesn't even know it's real yet why are you beefing with a grub

[homunculus-argument]

A fantasy book that is a pseudotranslation of a mysterious found ancient text, but from context clues thorough the story it's clear that the translation isn't the first or only one, but that this current translator is a fearlessly controversial figure who has physically fought other scholars over what some specific passages mean, and will do it again. There is ocassionally a footnote where the translator explicitly clarifies which rival scholar they will fight over this particular word choice.

[homunculus-argument]

There is one character in the story who is clearly contextually nonbinary, and several explicitly homosexual romantic relationships. The mentions of these sometimes have footnotes like "fight me about it Greg, you bulldog-faced fuck. You know where I live."

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[whyshouldilistentoyou]

WE DID IT!!!!

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[sugar-for-ashes]

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

i live, to him, an unfathomably long life

i have access to powers and locations that he cannot access independently; he needs my help to navigate the world i've brought him to

i simply found him outside and abducted him one day

there are many cats in the world, but this one is the best and my most favorite. why? because he was available to abduct that morning and for very little other reason.

i have a much greater understanding of this world than him, but he has unshakable confidence in his ability to figure it out and i find that really cute

the power dynamic is fundamentally unbalanced, but i let him have a little audacity. a little combativeness and sass. as a treat.

some humans are needlessly cruel to cats or take them in for a short time before neglecting or abandoning them. but i have chosen to love and guard this one with my life. because i think he's neat.

he is very well-treated and has pretty much everything he could possibly want or need, but he is my prisoner.

[angelnumber27]

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[branden-aka-cowboyduke]

Never forget how far you’ve come, despite how far you still have to go

[despazito]

This pic makes me understand how they're related to ground sloths

[cosmonautroger]

[quill-of-thoth]

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[dezmoines]

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[byjove]

still thinking about this reply I got 2 years ago from a British person

because mmm yeah that’s a spice blend that rocks…