Idiot Is In The Eye Of The Bee Holder

Bee | 25 | 🇨🇦 | she/they | currently obsessing over Star Trek TOS and Project Hail Mary |

[thebeesforeleg]

You can call me Bee or Bees or BeesForeleg

I have a writing tag now, which is: #beesforeleg is writing?

You can find my Star Trek fics here and here

I’m always happy to chat anytime, but I probably won’t initiate it, because I find that terrifying

I’m AuDHD; I do use tone tags a lot of the time to help with tone and so I don’t stress about being misinterpreted

I have so many fixations, at the moment its STAR TREK and Project Hail Mary

However I also love:

#TMA, #Nausicaä of The Valley of The Wind, #Scream, #D20, #WTNV, #Alice Isn't Dead, #Community TV, #Hermitcraft, #Alien (1979), #Star Wars, #Starkid, #The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, #Mission Impossible, and #pretty much anything else Scifi or Horror related

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[thebeesforeleg]

Mmmm 14 hour nightshifts. I will not miss you when I’m done school

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[elysean]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[thebeesforeleg]

I got hooded and I said my oath!!!

[drawnsnake]

Uncaring

[cipheramnesia]

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

[ourqueenwanda]

Looking through my old stuff and found this which I thought was cute :)

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[genericpuff]

when this supposed "pre-Hellenic version" of the Hymn to Demeter is uncovered, then we'll talk, but at this point in time I'm gonna need a lot more than "trust me bro". That means actual sources, quotes, excerpts, bibliographies. Y'know, that thing your teacher desperately tried to drill into you every time they begged you not to source the first thing you found on the Internet and made you create an extra page of cited sources for your essays?

Even the scholars who don't like each other or see eye-to-eye on ancient history or the nuances of the Ancient Greek language still universally agree that the Hades and Persephone marriage wasn't consensual. Claiming otherwise while providing no cited sources of your own just so you can feel better about your Lore Olympus merchandise not only further distorts our actual collective understanding of these mythologies, but makes you look like a massive tool.

[emwheezie]

Salad

[inkyrainstorms]

scrolling through the phm fandom tag on ao3 its like “what if Ryland has a panic attack” “what if Ryland has a seizure” “what if Ryland loses his arm” “what if Ryland dies” “what if Ryland almost dies” okay how about “what if Ryland has a nice day” huh how about that

[inkyrainstorms]

No pfft how would I even— anyway how about “Ryland gets his hands on some seeds in the Hail Mary and then gets to grow some flowers and food and shows them to his good friend Rocky and they have a nice time”. No reason.

[inkyrainstorms]

Well I COULD believe it because Rocky is the best engineer Ryland knows, which he. Is not me. For the record. If Ryland asked I’m positive Rocky could do it. hypothetically, of course

[mossyseashells]

she schroe on my dinger till i

[mossyseashells]

theres no punchline because theres no definite result in schroedingers cat experiment