❀ JJK AS BOYFRIENDS, ITADORI — MDNI ❀
gege! i want my happy boy back! this is a threat! (insert the tiny kirby holding a knife)
CONTENT: headcanons, itadori x reader (18+), afab, 1,829 words, fluff, sfw + nsfw
oh boy… we all KNOW he is *the* golden retriever boyfriend.
the he fell first AND harder trope.
is completely oblivious that you liked him back, but it was very obvious to everyone around him that he liked you.
looking for your reaction when he makes a joke, listening intently to everything you say, always relating things to you, catching himself staring at you constantly, always tryna be as close as humanly possible to you all the time —this still happens when you’re together too.
like he’s the type of guy to subconsciously insert you into every conversation. “oh y/n loves that movie!” “look at this! i’m sending y/n a photo~” “y/n said that’s bad for you”
takes your word as gospel too. like you could make up the dumbest shit and this mf would be like “wow you’re so smart cutie, ily”.
nobora abuses this power you hold constantly.
he will do anything and everything you ask (and don’t ask) as well, like you best believe if you ask him to grab you a drink he’s grabbing you that and a snack, and whenever you’ve got something in your hand he’s offering to carry it before you can.
when you guys go shopping together he will take the bag of clothes the cashier is handing in your direction and refuse to let you carry it.
nobara’s kicking and screaming bc when SHE threw all her shopping at him he just COMPLAINED—
when you get home he’s expecting a full fashion show to show off all you bought and he is not only hyping you up, but genuinely enjoying watching how happy you are about it.
if he’s not with you he’s expecting a facetime call and you better deliver.
he loves to know how happy you are, especially when it’s something he’s done, so he is helping you with every chore, every task, anything you need help with he’s already started doing.
is his own room clean? absolutely not. is yours clean bc he saw you picking up a few things and helped you? absolutely.
you best believe he’s holding open doors for you too. he definitely does this for regular people anyway, but he goes the extra mile when you two are alone; like expecting you to walk out of the door first or opening the car door for you or pulling out a seat for you.
you should definitely make a huge fuss over bugs, regardless of if you’re scared of them bc he would love to swoop in and kill the spider for you <3
then you gotta rub your hands all over him and dramatically proclaim him as your hero (he’s giggling and kicking his legs n twirling his hair at the thought of being your hero).
another thing that makes him the happiest boy in the world is when you actually engage with his interests.
he respects you so highly so your opinion of things and listening to him talk about things he likes makes his heart swell so much.
you’ll make his heart explode if you remember all his ramblings and bring it up at a later date.
it’ll happen so casually too like “oh weren’t they also in [obscure movie only yuji would know an actor from]?” and before you know it he’s tackled you and is smooshing kisses all over your face.
he does the same thing whenever you compliment him too. he doesn’t know how to handle so much emotion when you call him pretty so he just has to kiss you!
just like the golden retriever he is, he needs to be touching/around you at all times.
he always has his arm wrapped around your shoulder or waist, and whenever he sits down he’s pulling you into his lap and wrapping his arms around you and resting his chin on your shoulder.
he does this adorable thing where he comes up behind you and rests his hands on your waist under your shirt and rubs little circles into your back with his thumbs 🥺
if you weren’t already, he’s holding your hand when you cross the road, and pulling you in so tightly too his side when walking through big crowds.
adores when you wear his jumpers and shirts, it makes him feel like he can be close to you even when he can’t, and you just look so cute swallowed up in his big clothes (because we all know how big this guy would be, he’s buff).
loves that when you finally give them back (when his scent has rubbed off lol) they smell like you.
but also like a golden retriever, he is definitely throwing you around a lot.
like you cannot convince me yuuji isn’t the type to suddenly tackle you on the couch and start play-fighting with you for absolutely no reason.
the type of guy to push his s/o into the water at the beach and roll her down a hill at the park and play an extremely competitive game of slap-taxi.
definitely flops on top of you so you can’t move (especially when you try and get out of bed), his heavy body just smothering you until you agree cuddle time can last a bit longer.
it’s all done with love, but it doesn’t mean it isn’t still hilarious to watch this grown ass man who doesn’t quite understand his own strength throwing you around (with love <3 and he’s careful never to actually hurt you, if he did he’d be sobbing with guilt).
you better fight back tho, cling onto his back and hang off his arms n shit. he can take it, he thinks it’s positively adorable as well.
he is tapping that ass all the time as well.
he’s not gonna slap it in front of people but as soon as their backs are turned he’s smacking your ass. usually it’s all fun and games until you slap his ass back and now it’s slap-taxi all over again.
his excuse is always “but it’s RIGHT THERE look it’s CALLING TO ME—”
whenever you cuddle you best believe he’s grabbing onto your ass as well.
his favourite way to cuddle is with you straddling his waist, nuzzling into his chest and his hands gripping your ass.
he loves (probably equally as much) when he lays his head on your stomach and you play with his hair. 100% he is smooshing his face into your belly or between your boobs and groaning in complete satisfaction.
same with scratching his back. as soon as you start running your nails down his skin? he’s incapacitated, he’s under your control, he’s 9/10 times falling asleep under your touch.
going back a second— just because he’s an ass guy does not mean he isn’t obsessed with boobs.
he loves to squish them in his big hands and push them together absentmindedly while you’re sitting around or even trying to cook or something.
like if you’re standing up doing something he is pressing himself against you, groping your ass and then sliding his hands up and just 🖐️ 🤚 hold onto your titties. most times it’s over your clothes too. he just wants to hold 🖐️ 🤚
reacts the exact same way every time you take off your clothes; and that is being a giddy, blushing, heavy-breathing mess.
is in a constant need to jump your bones. like once you guys are comfortable with each other, he’s pouting and giving you puppy dog eyes constantly, which you just know means he “needs” to be inside you.
he tries so hard to be so gentle and take his time savouring you but he just gets so over excited so easily!
no matter how many times he says he “just wants to be inside you! you can totally still keep reading/watching a movie/working on your computer…” he’s always “accidentally” bucking his hips up and biting your shoulder to keep himself for whining (which doesn’t work. he’s whining regardless), and the occasional buck turns to a constant roll of his hips and- oh what the hell, screw whatever you were doing.
still doesn’t understand his strength but he tries to be so gentle!
he’s always holding your hand and caressing it with his thumb and he’s always peppering soft innocent kisses over your skin…
but like i said, he’s easily excited.
he’s doing all this cute stuff while he’s absolutely hammering into you. the juxtaposition of his actions have your mind in a whirl.
“‘m sorry! you’re just too cute!” is heard about umpteen times a day -during sex and outside it.
if he’s feeling horny (okay- more than usual) and he sees you walking about in his clothes? oh lawd… oh lAwd.
can barely contain himself around you, especially when you’re only in his jumper or only in his t-shirt.
fucks you in his t-shirt. his hands are underneath it groping at your breasts and he’s definitely pulling it up occasionally to watch your pretty tits bounce and he thrusts into you, but regardless that t-shirt is staying on.
is so vocal through sex as well. he’s always asking for reassurance that he’s making you feel good and he’s always reassuring you that you’re making him feel good, in between moaning and whining like a bitch in heat.
“so good- so good f’me” and “you’re doing so well!” constantly. you better be praising my boy back too.
he’s not at all expecting it though, no matter how much you do praise him, he never expects it.
especially calling him “good boy”; he is whining and picking up the pace as soon as he hears you utter those words. if you call him good boy outside of the bedroom? goes bright red in an instant.
if you praise him, tell him how good he’s doing while you’re running your fingers through his hair or scratching your nails down his back or biceps? he’s lasting about 0.05 seconds.
this is sort of a detour but- as much as he couldn’t think of ever hurting you, i definitely think there’s a part of him with a hidden obsession with ruined make-up, or even just your fucked-out face. it’s so lewd to him but i just know he secretly craves them.
that combined with getting over excited and his thing for that ass, you just know he’s getting you on all fours as often as possible.
smooshing your face into the mattress and messing up your pretty mascara and eyeliner, while one hand’s attentively holding your hand and caressing your skin, and the other’s grabbing your ass so hard you know it’ll leave marks, but his lips are so softly pressing against your skin, as he’s hitting so deep and so hard, having you scream and moan into the pillow, grasping tightly at the sheets with your free hand, all the time he’s spitting out praise after praise with his shaky fucked-out voice.
