Benjy Rose

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ANDREW GARFIELD 94th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet

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ANDREW GARFIELD at the 94th Annual Academy Awards

[thebenjyboy]

Text📲 Bill Nye

Robbie: That's not very positive of you.

Robbie: That's electron energy.

Benjy: This isn't convincing me to come back.

[thebenjyboy]

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Robbie: [...]

Robbie: I take it back, maybe Paul would be a better fit...

Benjy: Fricken rude. Paul doesn't know the difference between a proton and an electron.

[thebenjyboy]

Text📲 Bill Nye

Robbie: I appreciate the effort.

Robbie: Well when you're the researcher, you don't have to worry about stuff like that, do you. Granted, I'll remind HR to keep a chair warm for the fights you'll have with yourself.

Robbie: Sounds good. It'd be good to have you back, it's been too quiet around here.

Benjy: Awww, is this just because you missed me? That's all you had to say Robster. You can just /ask/ if you want to hang out with me. I know I'm awesome but c'mon we're pals.

[thebenjyboy]

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Robbie: Multiple facets of your personality and conversations we've had.

Robbie: Anyway, there is a a position that just opened, an interpreter for the new science exhibit they're installing. I don't know much about it, they haven't even advertised the position yet. I think it's a research heavy type of thing, though, with an instructor role attached.

Robbie: Anyways, I thought you may be a good fit for it. Look for the posting in the next week or so, and if it sounds like your kind of thing, give Sandy a call.

Benjy: (...)

Benjy: I thought I was promoting myself with an interest as a glorified F1 racer, personally.

Benjy: You know they fired me last time? For 'correcting other members of staff, arguing with researchers and overloading guests with information'. I'm 'problematic'

Benjy: I'll consider it. I liked Sandy.

[thebenjyboy]

Text📲 Bill Nye

Robbie: Hey, you've definitely been missing working at the museum, right?

Robbie: And you enjoy science?

Benjy: What gave that away?

[thebenjyboy]

thesongbirdmarleyrose​:

I think it’s because people put so much pressure on it right from the start. So sadly, it lets you down. I mean that could also have something to do with it. Sometimes going on and getting vitamin d even if it is only for a big can be a good thing. That doesn’t sound bad though. Wait how many times have you set off the fire alarms? Also, tell me you have eaten something besides candy. Okay that is something I would love to see. Sometimes it turns out amazing things. 

That would be one interesting interview. What would you do if they actually handed you the stockings? I think it would definitely get you some questionable looks. You rolled your ankle? Have you tried the r.e.s.t. method?

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As for the fire alarm, at least in the double digits by now. I cannot speak on my eating habits, that alone should tell you the answer.

Do the routine of course. Marley, Marley, Marley, you should know better. I’d bust a move and secure the job. The questionable looks are more likely, maybe you do know better after all. I did but it’s on the mend. I want to point out that I googled that method and found nothing about it. So I’m assuming that was a quirky way to call me out. I respect it. One more thing! You are crushing it with the music scene. Ryder and I are already working on our cheer routine.

[thebenjyboy]

lifeisabreeze​:

That’s a lot of candy experiments, have any been successful? Please tell me the bouncing candy and the fizzy one work. I can think of a lot of ways to get Iris and Gabe back with those. It’s not her fault she is good at what she does.

Yes. All science, so you know if you have The Umbrella routine recorded, send it my way. I promise to only share it with Iris.

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Maybe that’s my goal in life, to make Weasleys’ Wheezes a real thing. Iris could be a co-partner and we’ll bring magic to life. I haven’t quite mastered any of those experiments yet but you’ll be the first to know should I do.

I’ll email it over to Gabe and he can share it with you both.

[thebenjyboy]

the-one-photographer-quinn​:

The start of the year is always a drag, and that is the truth. We feel weird leaving the year behind, but at the same time, we are happy to leave it behind. It’s just a mix of all the emotions, you know? About the Umbrella Routine… Tell me, did you record it? Please say you did! Ok ok, about the job interview… Maybe it’s better if you don’t ask for some fishnet stockings. I think the future boss could look at you with some weird face… Not everyone appreciates Tom Holland’s amazing moves. haha I think you should go back to the doctor, just saying…

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I don’t think Jared would have let the moment pass by without it being documented.  I know, it was only a poorly made joke. I appreciate the kind words! It’s nice to have people looking out for my best interests.  No need to worry, it’s feeling heaps better recently. I gave it some rest and I’m back to being mobile again. My pride is what still needs to recover.

[thebenjyboy]

robert-clarington​:

You leave the museum for how long and you’ve rolled your ankle in fishnets?

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Don’tcha start making faces at me, skippy. I was never wearing the fishnets, it was a joke. Since when did you learn how to use your phone for something other than pocket-dialling me? I swung by the other day to see the ol’ place.

[thebenjyboy]

lacalvinlittleman​:

I actually enjoy the start of the year, but I guess it is different for everyone. Wait you learnt the umbrella routine that tom holland did, I need to see this. You need to leave the house, are you not going insane in doors?

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Cool! What did you get up to if you don’t mind me asking? Yeah that’s the one. It’s such a stylish routine that my curiosity kicked in. 

A little. I have picked up running again now that it’s getting just that slightest bit warmer. Admittedly I definitely went a little stir-crazy. 

[thebenjyboy]

rose-coloredlense​:

Rude, those would’ve gone well with my dress pants. 

I mean, I dunno, dude, you could’ve just suddenly started hating Batman, the twin-lepathy doesn’t run that deep, you know. One of the photographers at People dropped out, and being that I live my life prepared for last minute substitutions, I got called this morning. Find something snazzy for your red socks, my guy, RPattz may see. 

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Tough luck.

This is why I keep you around, for moments like this. I’m definitely finding my best red shirt and black tie to wear. This movie looks intense and the red instead of the yellow for the logo. I get chills. I owe you Jer.

[thebenjyboy]

rose-coloredlense​:

….we may need to buy some new socks then. 

Do you wanna go to The Batman premiere with me?

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I have a pair of red ones on my feet, you’re not having them.

Is that even a question? Are you seriously asking me that expecting me to give you an answer that isn’t the most obvious in the history of my existence. How’d you- you know what? Don’t care. Just give me R Patts.

[thebenjyboy]

@rose-coloredlense

Not right now, it’s not.  I have a question for you.  Can I borrow some socks. 

I have another question, too.​

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I’m not even sure which are mine and which are yours any more so have at it.

What’s that?

[thebenjyboy]

Hey, question

I thought my name was Benjy.

[thebenjyboy]

Do you have any unusual features or characteristics?

Uh-huh, I have a cow-lick. Is that what they call them? For those who are unfamiliar with the terminology. It’s a tuft of hair on my head which despite the amount of wax I use, will refuse to stay down. It does what it wants.

Who is important to you?

My brother is the most important. Then probably my found family. Which would be my Mom, Dad, Iris, Breeze, Gabe, Ryder, Marley and co.

Do you have breakfast in morning?

I can usually make time for a toasted bagel and OJ. No, I don’t like Nutella, I have strawberry jam on my bagel.

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

Nope, that’s my brother.

Does you have scars or birthmarks?

I have both. They’re just sort of there, I don’t pay much attention.

Are you graceful or clumsy?

The best thing for me is to be wrapped in bubble wrap.

Does you like having people over?

Not really. I like being a hermit when it comes to my home. I will gladly go out or go to other places of interest. Just not my home.

How do you get along with your boss and coworkers?

I try and be polite and respectful, everyone deserves that. 

What are some skills or talents do you have?

I can build things. I can read binary code. There’s other things too.

Does your parents accept you as you are?

That’s why they picked us.