Jul 22, 2021
Silly thing, two weeks was just the minimum. …but want to play a game? Flip a coin. Heads I let you out early. Tails is 2 more weeks in. Heads? Early release. Lucky you. But too bad you just asked for an early release. That made it two months. But I’ll let you out early, so day 59. Only 45 days left! I expect you’ve learned a lesson? Tails? Lucky you. Of course, I’d only been messing with you. I’d planned to unlock you in 2 more days. Thanks for earning that extra 12 days! Since it’s your own fault, I won’t feel guilty keeping you locked!
