Hi..
You already know who I am, so Iāll skip the introduction, my mother & sisterās said this is very in trend so here I am.
Ask me what you like, JUST NO PIGS!! Or Iāll shut it down immediately.
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@thebesttypeofkale
Hi..
You already know who I am, so Iāll skip the introduction, my mother & sisterās said this is very in trend so here I am.
Ask me what you like, JUST NO PIGS!! Or Iāll shut it down immediately.
(OCC : omg i didn't know there were a ro blog of Kale, i love him so much!! I need more representation of him fr!)
Sup Kale, Do you still want to become a manager? š
(Ooc: Hii! & welcome! I agree, there needs to be more kale content out there!!)
Well Howdy stranger!, And of course! I was practically born for it.
Hey twinkling, how's the cat?
Im choosing to ignore whatever the hell you just called me.
Frankie is doing great, probably off visiting others, theyāre quite the sociable Were-cat..
Richard Harmon as the gay evil stepbrother in the A Cinderella Story: Starstruck trailer
*biiiiiiig stretch*
- āš¾
Oh my goodness, arenāt you just the cutest!
They just proceeded to yawn after stretching, loafing into a big ball of pure fluff
He makes incomprehensible sounds of pure cuteness aggression, pulling out his phone & starting to take pictures of frankie
These are so going on your insta!
They bapped Kales hat in a way where it somehow landed on their own head, just letting out a surprised meow after doing that
He gasps, immediately going to take a picture of Frankie in his hat.
Oh now that is so going to be my LockScreen, Youāre like a little mini-me!!
They just meowed once more while their tail moved side to side, letting out a loud purr as they loaf again
Awww, see! look how happy you are, I donāt think Iāll ever give you back to that nasty fish..
He reaches out to gently pet Frankie
They just got closer to Kales hand while being pet, purring loudly as their being pet
He scratches behind their ears
Arenāt you just the sweetest little kitty-cat!
*biiiiiiig stretch*
- āš¾
Oh my goodness, arenāt you just the cutest!
They just proceeded to yawn after stretching, loafing into a big ball of pure fluff
He makes incomprehensible sounds of pure cuteness aggression, pulling out his phone & starting to take pictures of frankie
These are so going on your insta!
They bapped Kales hat in a way where it somehow landed on their own head, just letting out a surprised meow after doing that
He gasps, immediately going to take a picture of Frankie in his hat.
Oh now that is so going to be my LockScreen, Youāre like a little mini-me!!
They just meowed once more while their tail moved side to side, letting out a loud purr as they loaf again
Awww, see! look how happy you are, I donāt think Iāll ever give you back to that nasty fish..
He reaches out to gently pet Frankie
*biiiiiiig stretch*
- āš¾
Oh my goodness, arenāt you just the cutest!
They just proceeded to yawn after stretching, loafing into a big ball of pure fluff
He makes incomprehensible sounds of pure cuteness aggression, pulling out his phone & starting to take pictures of frankie
These are so going on your insta!
They bapped Kales hat in a way where it somehow landed on their own head, just letting out a surprised meow after doing that
He gasps, immediately going to take a picture of Frankie in his hat.
Oh now that is so going to be my LockScreen, Youāre like a little mini-me!!
*biiiiiiig stretch*
- āš¾
Oh my goodness, arenāt you just the cutest!
They just proceeded to yawn after stretching, loafing into a big ball of pure fluff
He makes incomprehensible sounds of pure cuteness aggression, pulling out his phone & starting to take pictures of frankie
These are so going on your insta!
*biiiiiiig stretch*
- āš¾
Oh my goodness, arenāt you just the cutest!
There's the sound of footsteps over crunching leaves as someone in a cloak and steampunk style mask watches from the distance. The young boy cocks his head in curiosity as he stares at Kale. His eyes narrow behind the lenses of the goggles fastened tightly to his face.
@theresonlyoneprototype
Heās dancing away with his EarPods in, stopping when he hears something faintly in the background, looking around but not seeing anything?
āHello? Anybody there??ā
He tenses up at the sound of Kales voice, and not wanting to be seen he crouches low to the ground, slowly approaching the other. His gloved hands tighten around the sickle attached to the holster of his belt.
After getting no response, he brushes it off as his imagination & goes back to his terrible dancing, occasionally singing a lyric in a very out of tune way, turning his back to the figure hidden in the background.
That noise the older man was making was agitating, violating to his senses. The only noise he could make was a wheezed huff of annoyance that came out more like a metallic croak. Whoever this guy was, Meron didn't like him so far. He mulled over what his next move would be, debating on attacking now or if he wanted to keep watching.
He stops his dancing briefly to light up a cigarette, humming along to his music as he does so. Completely unaware of the major threat behind him.
There's the sound of footsteps over crunching leaves as someone in a cloak and steampunk style mask watches from the distance. The young boy cocks his head in curiosity as he stares at Kale. His eyes narrow behind the lenses of the goggles fastened tightly to his face.
@theresonlyoneprototype
Heās dancing away with his EarPods in, stopping when he hears something faintly in the background, looking around but not seeing anything?
āHello? Anybody there??ā
He tenses up at the sound of Kales voice, and not wanting to be seen he crouches low to the ground, slowly approaching the other. His gloved hands tighten around the sickle attached to the holster of his belt.
After getting no response, he brushes it off as his imagination & goes back to his terrible dancing, occasionally singing a lyric in a very out of tune way, turning his back to the figure hidden in the background.
There's the sound of footsteps over crunching leaves as someone in a cloak and steampunk style mask watches from the distance. The young boy cocks his head in curiosity as he stares at Kale. His eyes narrow behind the lenses of the goggles fastened tightly to his face.
@theresonlyoneprototype
Heās dancing away with his EarPods in, stopping when he hears something faintly in the background, looking around but not seeing anything?
āHello? Anybody there??ā
hey man, uh......... sorry about making fun of your name yesterday. i uh......... i meant it to be more funny than it was, i didn't actually mean it. so uh. yeah. sorry, man.
āš
Okay??..I donāt forgive you.
how would you like it if someone came into your home and straight up insulted you??..
Hey bitch
Wanna smoke?
// @xxlordofdeathxx
Sure, I need a little break anyway..
Cool. Needed a break anyways. Fuckin tired of everything.
What's been up with you?
Pfft Tell me about it..
For starters That zombie freak showed up & practically threw a fucking pig at me..
Hey bitch
Wanna smoke?
// @xxlordofdeathxx
Sure, I need a little break anyway..
Why are you scared of pigs???
As Ive said before.. I AM NOT SCARED OF PIGS!!
Skitters up to you and licks your hand
Murp!
// @murphling
EW! *he moves his hand & applies some hand sanitizer*
What are you?!..
Skitters around him, his tiny body able to move decently fast as he continues to squeak
Murp murp!
*he watches him scuttle around his body with a horrified expression*
Ew, what do u want you disgusting creature?!..
Murp?
He doesn't understand, jumping up into kales lap. He loafs and starts to groom himself with his tongue
*he puts his arms up to avoid touching the thing on his lap, having an internal freak out that itās on him*
Hi? I guess?!..
Murp!
He happily looks up at kale, his little eyes beaming with curiosity
Hi..Uhm.. *heās trying his hardest not to freak out at him looking up at him*
Murp!
He squeaks as he adjusts slightly, his little paws pressing gently against kale
Yāknow, your actually somewhat cuteā¦*he slowly lowers one of his arms, attempting to pet him*
He squeaks and nuzzles into his hand
*he pets him on the head gently, slowly starting to warm up to the small creature*