actual quotes by actual teachers at my school
- "i'm not going to use the cliche of 'i'm not angry, just disappointed' because i am actually pretty pissed off (chemistry)
- "hello, bants cave!" (english)
- "don't correct me if i'm wrong, but none of you have ever given birth, right??" (rmps)
- "oi, llama boy!" (rmps)
- "you can all join my cunt-i mean cult" (rmps)
- "jesus got to where he is today by doing cheap tricks like this" (chemistry)
- "let's set out the question before we all cry" (maths)
- "you're not meant to be doing the birdy song are you?" (english)
- "i need to go home" (rmps)
- "just behave and let me go home!!" (rmps)













