The Bloofer Lady

(Hiatus) "Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?"  

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yeah i'm putting this blog on indefinite hiatus

i have very little Hellsing muse and even if i did i don't really have anyone to thread with right now

if you really wanna do something though send me a hollar

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i tried getting into the hellsing rp community but eh that didn't work out and idk lucy works as a general vampire multiverse thing but i don't know if i really wanna maintain it

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Apologies D:

I apologize I haven't been too active on here: noticed I lost some followers and iiiiii can't really blame anyone

I just... sort of lost my muse, I guess? I guess. I tried to get a few threads going but nothing much really came out of this other than one really good thread with antixch but ah well

Maybe I just need to broaden the horizon? Find other vampire RPs, original or fandom? What do you guys think? I don't relaly know what to do with this blog but I don't wanna delete it either...

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You’re probably wondering what this is, aren’t you? It’s a roll-call for roleplayers in your fandom. Curious? Good. This is Vamp List, a registry for roleplayers in vampire-based fandoms, and Hellsing is one of them. What we’re hoping to achieve is that by you following the instructions on here, we’ll be able to build up a nice little registrar for roleplayers in your fandom so you have an easier and accessible way of finding each other. Intrigued? Even better. We just have some guidelines to follow below:

If you’re a Hellsing roleplayer, please LIKE or REBLOG this. This is one way to keep tally of the roleplayers.

If you have multiple muses in this fandom, please feel free to come to our inbox and give us a list of URLS. This way we can make sure not to leave anyone out.

If you’d rather not like or reblog this, we implore you to please come to our askbox and list your muse(s’]’s URLs so we can list them all.

Remember, this is for HELLSING roleplayers only. Hellsing OC’s are also welcome. 

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His body is no longer that of a man’s. The only way either of us may return to dust is to have it gouged out of us, the sickness in our hearts…

[ourladyofiscariot]

Only Mostly Undead

Name: Victoria, Seras D.O.B.: 1/19/1979 OCCP: Police Constable STATUS: M.I.A, Cheddar Village…

{SUPER PROMO! This Seras needs more attention. Her writing is wonderful, she makes you FEEL A LOT OF FEELINGS, and her take on the muse is gorgeous. Adopt the short blonde girl. Bite the short blonde girl. You gotta SNIFF the short blonde girl you gotta FOLLOW the short blonde girl]

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promo

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like if you'd like a starter uvu

[militaryarmament]

Modern Vikings training.

[reblogthings]

Has Anyone Else Given Up With Family Guy?

[hellsingxmisfits]

Big brother where do babies come from?

"Well… you see…. when a man and a woman decide that they love each other very much… they…"

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honestly out of everyone in the Werewolves i wonder about Zorin's backstory the most

i mean all of the Werewolves have pretty unusual combat capabilities but Zorin's illusions really seem like something else: I've never really felt that the Doctor was responsible for her illusion powers

i've always imagined that Zorin was part of an occult group like the Thule Society that was funded by one of Hitler's secret orders (like how secret order 666 was creating Millennium) and that Zorin's illusion powers and third eye was an invention of her own, before either becoming a part of Millennium by Hitler's orders, willingly joining to become stronger by transforming into a vampire, or a collaboration with her group and Millennium that resulted in her switching teams

just my headcannon uvu

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like for a starter uvu

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gregory-mouse started following you

"I don't know where in hell rats grow to your size, but I fully advocate unleashing an army of cats upon it."

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montannamaxy started following you

"And so, that's how I'll help move your soldiers to South America."

'Conceila Martinez' smiled at the short, pudgy man. Business was business, in the end. She knew once upon a time, she would have been abhorred by these men the Catholics wanted to help smuggle across the Atlantic.

This was, by mortal standards, wrong. Completely and utterly wrong: she was helping what she guessed would be considered one of the most evil regimes in history escape, if only a fraction. And for money.

But what did that say of the Catholics? Helping these totalitarian monsters escape just so they could fight the atheist communists in the name of Christ? Let alone the fact the Catholic Church were helping vampires escape persecution just to fight their enemies, despite being enemy's of their own?

Well, it just came to show: money was money and hypocrisy was hypocrisy. It's how things were a hundred years ago, and it's how things would be in a century from now. That was an unquestionable reality, greed and hypocrisy, unlike Europe's politics.

"Are you ready to depart?" she smiled. Two hundred members of the Letze Battallion, the Major's personal doctor, a dark-skinned bodyguard (he did not smell of a vampire, Lucy was curious as to what he was), and Millennium's leader itself.

It was gonna be a fun month at sea.

"It's going to be a long boat trip... I hope you don't mind a lot of Spanish music, my boys hate to be without it."

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STUPIDCOOLFINNPARTY SAID: IS FINN A HELLSING CHARACTER NOW? XD

YOU ARE NOW

and let's also give a round to the AT RP community with the wonderfulness that is stupidcoolfinnparty :D!

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RPers: Reblog if you are 18 or older

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My Tumblr Crushes:

bloodkisseddreams

arch-bishop-makube

namedformargaret

ask-miss-victoria

stupidcoolfinnparty

fuck-mothering-vampire-alucard

ourladyofiscariot

dark-vampire-prince

lower-classman

i haven't rped too much on this account but the Hellsing RP community is hella rad and i want every single one of you to know you're all hella rad too c:!