The Blue Owl 🌺

Natasha • 32♐ • she/her

[theblueowl93]

we accidentally discovered a moth infestation (or rather, the beginning of one) when we put out traps for flies and gnats and found moths stuck on them.

And now we learned those traps have moth pheromones to draw adult male moths out...

...which we didn't even know we had!

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

*Me sitting down to write smut.*

But first! We must thoroughly understand this man's fractured and devastated sense of self. Only then can we truly appreciate how connected he feels to her while finger-banging the soul from her body.

[pigmalionizam]

when the ball is in their court 🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🧘🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️

[pigmalionizam]

sent in 2 job applications . emailed judith the recordings of the shows that got corrupted so she will god willing upload them before my 30 days run out #my30days. what do i do now. fucking play video games or kill myself

[theblueowl93]

[theblueowl93]

Frosty Mod Manager takes such a long time to load to give you enough time to research how to use it and then give up on it

[theblueowl93]

my morning smoothie now tastes like Monsters Den Chronicles, a small game I play in the mornings to wake up....while drinking my smoothie

[z-a-d-i-e]

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

[z-a-d-i-e]

it's funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it's run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn't been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it's so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.

[nuclearfeels]

One time i went to the bakery near my home and just as i entered the put out a fresh tray of spinach cheese ham crossiants, and when i ordered one they just told me its on the house

[theblueowl93]

Playing DAI with a notebook by my side because I am overflowing with headcanon inspiration this time around and I need to write it down as I go

[theblueowl93]

since reddit isn't allowing me to post for some reason, it goes here:

My copy of Tevinter Nights didn't have a map foldout so I printed my own!

Then I added washi tape around it to make it seem like it's a planet.

As soon as I find a frame that fits, I'll frame and hang it too ^_^

[theblueowl93]

Of course "[they] won't be moving forward with [my] application". When has that happened in the history of humankind

[theblueowl93]

how the Blackwall romance is going

[stupidpetface]

[theblueowl93]

peanut butter, dark cocoa, and a bit of stevia+erythritol combo - it makes a great diabetic friendly "chocolate" spread 😋

[theblueowl93]

gemini, even though it can be helpful when dealing with an illness you don't know, just like searching up webmd back in the day, does tell you to go to the ER for.... checks notes.... muscle cramps

[gyrovagi]

treated clair obscur like my 9-5 until i 100%ed it. now it's time for me to draw stupid jokes exclusively

[theblueowl93]

(to the tune of sombr's "back to friends")

"How can we go... BACK TO BEING FRENCH

WHEN WE JUST SHARED A WORLD"

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[seracadash]